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    just a south park band AU with heaps of references to ‘the beatles’

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    this is a fun lil series based around the main fic (in the heat of the rain; part 1) so pls make sure to read that first, otherwise nothing will make sense

    please note that i don’t plan for any of these characters (more specifically cartman, kyle, stan & kenny) to be perfect. they are messy and they suck. two of them are dealing with purely unresolved trauma. but thats okay! people are messy irl! im just trying to convey that mess in the best way that i can.

    will consist of, as well as the main fic:

    - the sequel(s?) i have planned
    - a cartman-focused pov of the main fic
    - lots and lots of rain motifs

    & more!!

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  3. Summary

    i wrote exactly three (3) lesbiandori week fics for 2021. here they are in all their glory

    (i honestly think that 'picnic beneath the sakura' is horribly written but i cannot seem to find the energy to rewrite it)

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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Hi my name is George Harrison and I have long dark brown hair like the King of England (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that looks like a duck's arse and chocolate brown eyes like tree bark and a lot of people tell me I look like Dhani Harrison (AN: if u don’t know who he is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Roy Orbison but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my fangs are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a rocker, and I go to a recording studio called Abbey Road in England where I’m a Beatle (I’m twenty-one). I’m a teddy boy (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Savile Row and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black shirt with extra grease and hair gel smattered down it and a black leather jacket, black drainies and black combat boots with fire on them. I was NOT wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow because I am too beautiful for that. I was walking outside Abbey Road. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was not very Hare Krishna about. A lot of mods stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.

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    24 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 10

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    "Good God," John said, staring at the man on his doorstep: Paul McCartney had a wild look in his eyes and his hair was standing straight up in places, as if he'd been running his fingers through it compulsively. He was practically vibrating with tension. John gave him a slow once over. "You look deranged."

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    24 Apr 2026

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  3. Public Bookmark 4

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    After finding other people fucking in John’s room in Rishikesh, John and Paul resort to making love underneath an apple tree.

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    06 Mar 2026

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  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    John is a neurosurgeon doing nothing urgent. Paul needs a temporary secretary.

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    24 Apr 2026

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  5. Public Bookmark *

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    On April 28th, 1961, 8:26am Paul McCartney’s alarm goes off.

    “Paul was on the precipice of something brilliant, and every nerve in his body could feel it. What was about to take place was something deeply woven into the tapestry of his fate and history. Paul was nothing of the person he once was, and the person he was about to become was just on the horizon.”

    Inspired by Groundhog Day and “A Day in the Life” by The Beatles

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    27 Feb 2026

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