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crime?never?
7:36 am
mr charlie slimesicle: who here is most likly to eat two weeks worth of cup o noodles?
wilmblur sus: *raises hand*
mr charlie slimesicle: marry me /threat
wilmblur sus: now theres a considerable option
pyromaniac: you guys better not get married before we do >:(
never late ;) : yeah >:(
wilmblur sus: now, charlie, would you also be eating two weeks worth of cup o noodles, or would i be doing all the hard work in this relationship?
mr charlie slimesicle: only for you baby ;)
jayler schwift: wilbur i thought WE were getting married. we were supposed to be a POWER COUPLE
wilmblur sus: uhhhh
nightmare: WILBUR WHAT ABOUT US
wilmblur sus: well this is awkward
half moon cookie: wilbur is just the power couple with EVERYONE huh
Mr. Blade: when did my brother become such a whore?
wilmblur sus: im just the power of all the relationships
BIGGEST MAN: i think you mean whore
Mr. Blade: no, i definitely said whore, not power
BIGGEST MAN: get recked wil
bees? where?: tommy! park?
BIGGEST MAN: sure!
jayler schwift: wilbur we are not done here-
bees? where?: boos coming too!
half moon cookie: i am! i’m coming with!
BIGGEST MAN: no >:(
bees? where?: yes.
BIGGEST MAN: but i hate him!!
half moon cookie: :((
BIGGEST MAN: :))
nightmare: shut up child
bees? where?: ples?? dont disrespect my husband!!
NOT A FURRY: what the fuck
BIGGEST MAN: leaving now, see you at the pack i GUESS
wilmblur sus: my son!!
NOT A FURRY: wilbur you are NOT my dad, shut up
wilmblur sus: dotn talk to your father like that :(
nightmare: since i dont plan on dropping this anytime soon, wilbur, since when we you with schlatt? i thought you were single?? you told me you were single??
NOT A FURRY: wilburs WHAT
Mr. Blade: wilburs a whore. and now, since were back to this, im gonna go make tea, anyone want some?
NOT A FURRY: techno ill take some, anything to get me away from wilber here
mr charlie slimecicle: i just wanted to marry someone who could eat two weeks worth of cup o noodles :(
wilmblur sus: charlie we can still marry
me perdonas: wait charlie ill marry you
never late ;): D:
me perdonas: ignore wilbur charlie
pyromaniac: QUACKITY?!?
me perdonas: wait i-
never late ;): crying in the club rn
me perdonas: IM SORRY MY LOVES
pyromaniac: karl lets go to the movies WITHOUT HIM
me perdonas: I JUST WANTED NOODLES
never late ;): yes sappy lets go
puff: what the hell did i just walk in on???
NOT A FURRY: techno is the tea still an offer?
Mr. Blade: yes.
makes cakes: puffy!!!
NOT A FURRY: perfect coming over now
puff: do y’all need a therapist??? a marriage therapist??? one in general???
puff: :0 niki!!
makes cakes: we would never argue like this, right puffy ! :)
puff: yes ofc <3
NOTAFURRY: i remember this one time in 7th grade-
makes cakes: hush now :)
puff: no you dont :)
NOTAFURRY: yes ma’ams, sorry ma’ams. gonna go have tea with techno now bye
autocorrect who?: ifogeth this chahc t ecxxisted
big daddy: skeppy how could you forget about it!? and welcome back to the world of the living!!
autocorrect who?: bad!!!
me perdonas: charlie are we still getting married?
mr charlie slimecicle: i dont know… i still have my eyes set on wilbur...
jayler schwift: and so do i but APPARENTLY my opinion doenst matter anymore
wilmblur sus: all my eyes are on you baby
wilmblur sus: baby as in charlie right now
mr charlie slimecicle: smooch smooch
nightmare: wilbur wtf
nightmare: going back to gogy dhmu
jayler schwift: cant believe wilburs being a whore again
t r a i t e r: are you guys just now realizing wilburs a whore?
me perdonas: dream do you wanna go on a date?
pyromaniac: with my best friend??? really q??? i cant believe you
puff: plot twist
makes cakes: sapnaps about to live up to his name
me perdonas: @dream you down??
nightmare: sure why not
Old Man: Kids these days.