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Alya
hey
u said to text you once i got back home??
skksjhdhd u have to tell me more about Adrien
Max
What is there more to tell you?
Alya
hello??
adrien is deadass chat noir wdym
Max
I wasn’t that surprised when I found out.
Alya
ikik and i get it
the evidence matched up or whateva
but it must have been somewhat shocking to find out
like both superheroes sit in OUR classroom????
im just so sjdhd about it
which u can obv tell but
yeah
Max
Do you need to spam so much when texting?
Alya
yeah
Max
Okay.
Alya
stop being so dry
and proper
Max
ok
Alya
i hate u
so whats the plan
Max
May I add Markov to the chat?
Alya
does he rlly need to be part pf this
isnt he alreadty right next to u
Max
Despite your numerous unprecedented reservations about Markov, he would be and already IS an excellent member of the team. After all, he was the one that found out their identities so it’s only fair he’s included in these discussions. And yes, he is currently next to me but he’s also capable of communicating much faster over text, of course.
Alya
ugh fine
i hope he’s not as sassy as u
Max
We’re all sassy and you know it
Alya
TRUE
ok add him to the chat
or make a new group or smth
Max added Alya to a group chat
Max added Markov to a group chat
Max named the group “The Love Square’s Worst Nightmare”
Markov
Greetings! ^_^
Alya
hi
Max
hello :)
Alya
what’s the plan ladies
Markov
Correction! Max is not female, so he does not fall under that label. And I am a robot, so I do not fall under that label either. ^_^
Alya
is he gonna be like this all the time
Max
He’s right.
Anyway, this is what we’re going to do: Tomorrow we have the class picnic, this is where we’ll initiate phase 1.
Alya
we got phases??
Markov
Phase 1: Ensuring Marinette Dupain-Cheng is capable of holding a normal conversation with Adrien Agreste without being unreasonably nervous.
Alya
“unreasonably” 💀
this is a lil too much
but i love every second of it
what are the otehr phases tho
Markov
You will find out in due time. ^_^
Max
Markov is very secretive about the phases and plans.
Alya
we’re supposed to be a team or whateva 🤨
Markov
We certainly are! Each of us have different skill sets that make us valuable to this mission. The phases need to be carried out in order as they ensure a natural and smooth transition between the growing relationship between Adrien Agresete and Marinette Dupain Cheng. ^_^
Max
I honestly do not even know what they are either
Alya
okay fair enuf
Max
To answer your initial question, I think we should make sure Marinette sets next to Adrien tmrw. I can initiate the conversation by telling them about the beta version of the game I’m releasing. She seems to be somewhat natural around Adrien when they’re gaming, so maybe talking about a shared interest would help?
Alya
okay that’s a good start, but to truly accomplish phase 1 (which is the bare minimum of maintaining a friendship btw 😭), ill leave Mari alone so she doesn’t rely on me to keep the conversation going
Markov
Numerous studies have shown that having confidence can (). Which is why I will be informing Dupain Cheng that based off my observations from Adrien’s body language, he might be interested in her. ^_^
Alya
yeah no
the poor girl would break down and overthink that
I like that tho
Max
Hmm. Maybe I can be the one to tell her about his body language and hopes she figures it out herself? Markov was not making that up, Adrien is genuinely interested in Marinette. My only concern would be whether she’ll be able to pick it up
Alya
she’s freaking ladybug
she can do that and so much more
ahhhh I’m really loving this so far
Malya is about to accomplish the impossible 💅
Max
Malya??
Alya
Max + Markov + Alya
Markov
Maklayovxr incorporates every letter in our names and is the easiest to pronounce compared to all other combinations. ^_^
Alya
pls ☠️ malya it is
anyway, lets do this 😌
ill see y’all tmrw at the picnic !!
Max
See you :)
Markov
Farewell!