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  1. Public Bookmark 2

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    “Lily’s not just a hookup anymore, is she?”
    Shane spills the beans. He knows he’s skating on very thin ice.
    Hayden listens. Teases. He’s not suspicious.
    Until—“Since when do you speak Russian?”
    The Centaurs have just announced their brand new star center: Ilya Rozanov. Twitter erupts and Shane’s phone starts ringing: Hayden.

    (Or: one secret relationship—and all the clues Shane definitely should not have given.)

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    18 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 1

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    Wedding afterparty in full swing. Shane, Ilya, Rose and Pikes are slightly tipsy. Ilya is trying to drag Hayden into conversation about sex.
    “Yes, you should leave if you don’t have anything to contribute,” Ilya smirked. “Jackie’ll fill you later. Save your dignity.”
    “Jesus. I hope not. I don’t need nightmares.” Hayden turned on his heel to leave.
    Hayden almost gets away.
    Then Ilya plays his last card: The call from the cottage. Suddenly, Hayden is invested and Shane is considering divorce.

    (Or: Sex is topic no. 1 at the wedding: one unfortunate phone call from the cottage and Shane’s questionable relationship with discipline. The only ones trying to avoid it are Shane and Hayden—with very limited success)

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    18 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    “Did J.J. try to set you up with that guy?” Hayden asked.

    Shane nodded, then frowned. "Why didn't you, like, discourage him?"

    "That dude sounded perfect for you.” Hayden immediately held his hands up as outrage flashed across Shane’s features. “What? I just think you can do better!”

    Shane’s mouth dropped open.

    “For fuck’s sake, Hayden.”

    Hayden laughed as he crossed the room and dropped down onto the bench beside him, nudging Shane’s arm with his elbow.

    “I’m kidding. Mostly. Besides-”

    Shane closed his eyes and pinched the bridge of his nose.

    “It’s not funny.”

    “Hey,” Hayden said in a conciliatory tone, though there was no real apology in it. “Look. I fucking hate the guy, but if he’s what you want…”

    The words chafed. It felt wrong, all wrong, like someone humoring a bad decision. Like of course Shane could do better, should want better. Like it was obvious.

    Shane saw red.

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    18 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark *

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    its april fools day and ilya takes full advantage of it. ft. hayden being absolutely clueless and marleau being a supportive baddie

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    18 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    "Oh?" Shane plays along, he doesn't know the game yet but he'll always play with Ilya.

    "Yes, I just learned the news, was shocking really, but is the only conclusion, makes such sense!"

    Ilya throws himself on the other end of the couch with all the drama of a B-movie starlet, complete with a soul-deep sigh.

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    The Centaurs come to their Captain in his time of need- what they believe to be a drought in his illustrious sex life. This is news to him and Shane both.

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    18 Apr 2026