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"Sorry, should've kiss me first, you taste like Erza."
Erza is always, the most persistent. "You didn't have any qualms about my taste last night??"
"Please." Natsu half pleas, mostly whines. "There are children here."
"What children.. ?"
"My cat, Gray."
"Oh my god." Lucy practically groans. "Gray, honey, please kiss me so I can leave before I catch dumbass?"
Or: the poly mess of a fic absolutely no one asked for!!
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On how Ichigo accidentally on purpose became the patron deity of the Varia. It’s all Levi’s fault, really. Who told him to introduce Xanxus to the occult?
Or Ichigo is a troll and poor Xanxus just rolls with it.
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Bijuu chakra is corrosive. Not just to the body, but also the soul. So corrosive, in fact, that it can wear down the barriers between this life and the last. Usually, this doesn't do much.
Usually, souls aren't reborn wanting to remember.
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Team Seven starts as four people and ends up as nine in four bodies. It's... complicated.
NOTE: On hiatus due to fandom switching.
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Pyotr the cooler than Rex Lapis rock! by tartaglialover (DumbestofAsses)
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
21 Nov 2025
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The tempest grew as Osial raged, but this was not the fiercest battle on the top of the mountain at the moment.
"This is the end of the line, Pyotr," Zhongli held steady onto his resolve as he threw Pyotr off the mountain, yes Childe would be upset but there was no other way. He had to get rid of him!
Pyotr the, completely inanimate, Rock ends up falling and hitting a treasure hoarder who was using the storm as an opportunity for robbery. The treasure hoarder's sunglasses fall and land on Pyotr the Rock as he gets knocked out, making Pyotr look really cool.
"You saved me again, Pyotr!" Childe cried as he was rushing out, still weak from his battle with the Traveller.
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Au where Childe gets super attached to this one random rock bc of his trauma from the abyss, and by the time he was in the fatui, it upgraded to best friend. Everyone else suffers 1 million psychic damage.
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life in the hyyperlane by CallToMuster
Fandoms: Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
17 Mar 2023
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Anakin had come to the very obvious conclusion that Obi-Wan Kenobi was completely, horribly inept with technology.
Obi-Wan had come to the even more obvious conclusion that his Padawan was the most gullible and unobservant person in the entire galaxy.
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The Reason Why Nedzu Shouldn't be Allowed to Have Fun by Mirrond
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
13 Dec 2024
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It's pretty rare for Nedzu to decide to indulge in his more chaotic impulses - and seek to have fun. Unfortunately, none of his previous attempts ended well for everyone involved... and this one won't be different.
After all, what better way to entertain yourself than by inviting Odd Eye to use his quirk to make all of your students reveal their greatest and most shameful secrets in front of each other and their teachers?
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- Part 8 of Reasons why
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No, darling, we can't dress as an ancient Liyuen legend for Halloween by Kelpiejz
Fandoms: 原神 | Genshin Impact (Video Game)
31 Oct 2024
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Aether and Lumine have invited all their friends to a costume party, but unfortunately, the theme is couple costumes. There are only a few days left until the party, and Ajax and Zhongli still don't have their costumes decided.
Naturally, they decide to get some help.
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“Yeah, sensei, do we pass?” Sasuke dangled the bells from the tip of his finger, a smug grin on his face. He was a bastard, Kakashi decided.
Actually, all of them were. Little shit bastards. Feral goblins. Hellspawn. If it wasn’t Sakura literally changing the landscape of the field underneath Kakashi’s feet, it was Sasuke swinging a sword crackling with lightning, both of them subtly herding him towards Naruto’s hundred shadow-clones, all of which were so fast he could barely track them even with the sharingan.
Kakashi was starting to think his team definitely didn’t have the same problems as the others.
***5 times Team 7 confused/terrified the shit out of everyone +1 time they explained why (ft. Time Traveling Team 7)***