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Guys please, its 3am

Summary:

Minuwu has changed KingExplosiowo to Bakubitch
Minuwu has changed Eijirowo name to Hard;)
Minuwu has changed Serowo name to SpooderMon
Minuwu has changed Denkiwi name to ElectricAvenue
Minuwu has changed Jirowo name to PunkLesbian
Minuwu has changed Minuwu name to BubbleGumBitch
ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I want to know but also I really really don’t
Hard;) : Trust me you don’t
SpooderMon: shit goes doooowwwnnn in the bakusquad chat
BubbleGumBitch: Ignore them im great
PunkLesbian: Shes a menace
BubbleGumBitch: RUDE
Toru <3:It ok ily Mina
BubbleGumBitch:<3 uwu
Toru <3:nvm

Notes:

Names
1. Momo Yaoyorozu Yaomomo
2. Shoto Todoroki Shoto IcyHotPainRelief
3. Katsuki Bakugo KingExplosiowo Bakubitch:
4. Tenya Iida Iida Tenya:
5. Fumikage Tokoyami WhenIWas:
6. Mezo Shoji Octodicks
7. Mashirao Ojiro Tails:
8. Eijiro Kirishima Eijirowo Hard;):
9. Mina Ashido Minuwu BubbleGuBitch:
10. Ochaco Uraraka DefyingGravity:
11. Koji Koda SnowWhite:
12. Rikido Sato SugarDaddy:
13. Tsuyu Asui ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog:
14. Yuga Aoyama TheFrenchiestFry:
15. Hanta Sero Serowo SpooderMon:
16. Denki Kaminari Denkiwi ElectricAvenue:
17. Kyoka Jiro Jirowo PunkLesbian:
18. Toru Hagakure Toru <3: Invisabitch
19. Minoru Mineta GrapeSlushie
20. Izuku Midoriya Deku:

Chapter Text

DefyingGravity has created a new conversation


DefyingGravity has added Deku, Iida Tenya, Shoto, and 10+ others

 

[Untitled Chat]
[16:56]

 

 

DefyingGravity: Against Mido’s advice I have decided to make this group chat

 

Deku: A horrible decision really

 

DefyingGravity: shhhhhh

 

Iida Tenya: I would like to say it was against mine as well.

 

DefyingGravity: What did I just say. Quiet yourself

 

Shoto: ?

 

Yaomomo: ????

 

Minuwu: B E T

 

Minuwu has changed KingExplosiowo to Bakubitch

 

Minuwu has changed Eijirowo name to Hard;)

 

Minuwu has changed Serowo name to SpooderMon

 

Minuwu has changed Denkiwi name to ElectricAvenue

 

Minuwu has changed Jirowo name to PunkLesbian

 

Minuwu has changed Minuwu name to BubbleGumBitch

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: I want to know but also I really really don’t

 

Hard;): Trust me you don’t

 

SpooderMon: shit goes doooowwwnnn in the bakusquad chat

 

BubbleGumBitch: Ignore them im great

 

PunkLesbian: Shes a menace

 

BubbleGumBitch: RUDE

 

Toru <3: It ok ily Mina

 

BubbleGumBitch: <3 uwu

 

Toru <3: nvm

 

BubbleGumBitch: Traitors the lot of you

 

BubbleGumBitch: Apparently the only one who love me are Bakugo and Kami

 

BubbleGumBitch: loves of my life where r u

 

DefyingGravity: Left for one minuet and Mina has disowned most of her friend group and honestly if that aint a mood I think imma do smthg similar

 

ThePrincessButAlsoTheFrog: Is it me

 

DefyingGravity: no its not you tsu you’re a delight and were happy to have you

 

Deku: Is it me??

 

DefyingGravity: …

 

DefyingGravity: Its not Tsu

 

WhenIWas: Btw guys Bakugo is making dinner

 

WhenIWas: And Sato is making dessert

 

WhenIWas: Sato is taking requests

 

WhenIWas: Bakugo is not

 

BubbleGumBitch: Is that where my boy is

 

WhenIWas: Yeah and Kaminari has been put to work for him

 

PunkLesbian: Can we get an F in the chat for our fallen soldier

 

PunkLesbian: He’s not dead yet but he cant cook and bakuboys gonna kill him when he learns this

 

Deku: F

 

BubbleGumBitch: F

 

WhenIWas: F

 

SpooderMon: F

 

DefyingGravity: F

 

Toru <3: F

 

Hard;): F

 

Shoto: F

 

Shoto: Personally if Sato is taking requests I would like some sugar cookies

 

TheFrenchiestFry: Oh! I would like to second this

 

SpooderMon: omg yes please

 

WhenIWas: He says he’s on it

 

DefyingGravity: Yay!!

 

Yaomomo: How did Bakugo get caught up in cooking for the class

 

Hard;): It was my turn

 

SpooderMon: Bless baku out here doing gods work and saving us from Kiri’s cooking

 

Tails: Just got here one Why this group chat two why is that Gods work

 

BubbleGumBitch: OK SO

 

Hard;): IT WASN’T THAT BAD YOU GUYS ARE JUST MEAN

 

Bakubitch: Shitty hair it was really fucking bad

 

Bakubitch: And also fuck you round face

 

Bakubitch has left

 

ElectricAvenue added Bakubitch

 

Bakubitch: ARNT YOU SUPPOSED TO BE CHOPPING SHIT

 

ElectricAvenue: Ok I was

 

ElectricAvenue: til I almost cut off my finger and got blood on the bell peppers and

 

ElectricAvenue: Momo had to come save me

ElectricAvenue: So she set me to time out and is bandaging my finger while Jiro chops

Bakubitch: You’re a fucking moron

 

ElectricAvenue: We been knew

 

DefyingGravity: The Bakusquad Fascinates me in a way nothing has in a long time

 

Hard;): Thanks

 

Tails: Uraraka sorry to interrupt but you forgot to answer my question

 

DefyingGravity: ??

 

Tails: Why

 

DefyingGravity: OHHH

 

Shoto: Yes I am also curious and I was in the original conversation of whether it should be a thin g that exists

 

DefyingGravity: I thought it be a nice thing to help us connect

 

Yaomomo: I think this is a wonderful it’s also a terrific way for me and Iida to have contact with all of you!! What a great idea Uraraka

 

DefyingGravity: <333333

 

 

 

[Untitled Chat]

[3:13]

 

 

 

WhenIWas: Insomnia squad sound off

 

Deku: Wong chat

 

WhenIWas: Did I stutter Midoriya

 

Deku: Nope sorry sir lmao

 

Deku: Here

 

Shoto: Here

 

ElectricAvenue: Here

 

PunkLesbian: Here

 

Toru <3: Here

 

WhenIWas: It seems we are all here tonight

 

Toru <3: sup

 

PunkLesbian: Looks like it

 

WhenIWas: Kaminari would you please begin with a debatable crack head question that will inevitably make us question our existence

 

ElectricAvenue: OK

 

ElectricAvenue: Obvs we all know tht ojir is a furry bc of course he is

 

Deku: Wait wait wheres you evidence sir

 

ElectricAvenue: Tail

 

Shoto: the council accepts his evidence

 

ElectricAvenue: if hes a furry does that make at @Toru <3 also a furry bc theyre dating

 

Toru <3: I don’t like this convo

 

Shoto: Suspicious

 

Toru <3: no its not

 

 

Deku: his evidence was pretty rock solid

 

ElectricAvenue: lol

 

ElectricAvenue: Like kiri

 

PunkLesbian: stfu I hated that

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Untitled Chat]

[6:56]

 

 

 

 

 

Hard;): Y’all

 

Hard;): wtf

 

Deku: ¯\_(ツ)_/¯