Failwolf Fiction
For shippers of Derek Hale/Eternal Failure. Because if we don't laugh, we'll cry.
(Open, Unmoderated)
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In Derek's defense, he'd never done it before and a lot of guides said that some scraping with the teeth was good.
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In which Stiles is the world's most inappropriate entrepreneur, Erica is a menace, and Derek is terrible at his job no matter how hard he tries.
(Or, the Harrowing Saga of the Gay Porn Doppelgänger.)
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As a teenager, Derek had this... problem. When he got, well, 'excited', it'd show. Pretty obviously. Much to Laura's amusement.
He'd think it was a thing of the past, except it's Prom Night, and Stiles is wearing these pants...
“Your body starts going through changes,” she’d recited, reading from the Your Problems page.
Some Dear Abby bullshit, meant to reassure pubescent girls that they were normal. That everything happening to them happened to everyone else. It’s not like they published one for werewolves. That would just be asking too much.
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Stiles is determined to get over his thing for Derek when he goes to college. But, somehow, everyone he gets involved with ends up falling for Derek instead.
Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern.
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A really big secret about Derek Hale and the not so glorious consequences.
Series
- Part 3 of Failwolf
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“This is going to end in tears,” Scott told Derek as he watched the man easily lift Stiles’ desk with one hand and drive nails into the ceiling with the thumb of the other. “Probably mine.”
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If a Stiles and a Failwolf love each other very much, they will engage in a prank war. Basically, it's a mating ritual for dorks in love.