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In Derek's defense, he'd never done it before and a lot of guides said that some scraping with the teeth was good.
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In which Stiles is the world's most inappropriate entrepreneur, Erica is a menace, and Derek is terrible at his job no matter how hard he tries.
(Or, the Harrowing Saga of the Gay Porn Doppelgänger.)
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As a teenager, Derek had this... problem. When he got, well, 'excited', it'd show. Pretty obviously. Much to Laura's amusement.
He'd think it was a thing of the past, except it's Prom Night, and Stiles is wearing these pants...
“Your body starts going through changes,” she’d recited, reading from the Your Problems page.
Some Dear Abby bullshit, meant to reassure pubescent girls that they were normal. That everything happening to them happened to everyone else. It’s not like they published one for werewolves. That would just be asking too much.
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Stiles is determined to get over his thing for Derek when he goes to college. But, somehow, everyone he gets involved with ends up falling for Derek instead.
Once is an accident. Twice is a coincidence. Three times is a pattern.
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A really big secret about Derek Hale and the not so glorious consequences.
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- Part 3 of Failwolf
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inter unum somnium et alterum (between one dream and another) by otter for HalfFizzbin
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
29 Mar 2013
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Derek is chasing a squirrel. It's maybe not his proudest ever moment, but it's also one of the things he likes best about being what he is: indulging in pure, basic instinct. Everything is simple to a wolf, even one with a human capacity for reason. Scott and the others, the bitten pack that Derek has tried to make into a family, seem to think of the wolf as a separate entity, but Derek knows better. Derek knows that, most days, he's more wolf than man.
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When Stiles goes shopping he sees something...
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- Part 2 of Failwolf
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Sometime during Stiles’ sophomore year of college, Derek starts dating.
To say it’s an abject failure would be putting it mildly.
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Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."
(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
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In which the makers of Dove's Promises are trying to tell Derek Things. Important Things. And Stiles likes what they're saying.
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Awkward Nerd Derek has been crushing on Handsome Jock Stiles since forever—so getting paired with him on a Chemistry project is definitely the best/worst thing that's ever happened to him.
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- Part 1 of covalent bonds
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Roses, and Batman, and romantic confessions.
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Derek, high ranking commanding officer of the successful Revolution, re-evalutates his life and decisions. He did not deserve to deal with this level of stupidity on a daily basis.
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- Part 2 of Failwolf Fridays
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Derek Hale is a confident self-assured optometrist, unless he's not.
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"Derek was sick. Not wolf’s bane sick or about to die horribly sick, just plain old, ordinary sick. It happened sometimes apparently."
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5 Times Derek Gets Cockblocked by Bo Burnham and One Time That He Doesn't by fictionalfeelsandfrustrations
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 Feb 2013
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Derek keeps trying. And failing. Because he's a failwolf. (But he'd like to blame it on Bo Burnham.)
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Derek and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Hair Day by thespacebetweenthestars
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
03 Feb 2013
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“Is that a TOOTH?”, Stiles yelped. “DUDE, that’s a tooth. Somewhere, in all… THAT.”, he flailed at the goop that has taken over Derek’s head.
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How can you keep your pack's respect when you can't even take out a 5th-level Warrior guard? Don’t worry, Derek; this happens to all aasimar clerics of Obad-Hai sometimes.
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The Valentine You Need by lielabell for Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Feb 2013
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On February thirteenth, Stiles comes home to find a bright red envelope taped to the center of his apartment door.
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Stiles takes not even 15 minutes to make himself a sandwich, but by the time he gets back to his room, there's still an alpha wolf in his bed, burrowing himself into a cocoon.
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- Part 1 of Failwolf Fridays