I Eat EWE 24/7 [HP ⚡ тıмє тυяηєя є∂ıтıση]
First of: Fuck JKR & all TERFS
Secondly: Fuck the Epilogue & this is an anti canon ships collection - & I'm also an anti Dramione & Harmony so, there is that.
Transmigrassion? In my HP? Is more likely than you think.
*for all the Time Travel AUs or variations with recountings of the canon
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Everyone knows Dementors can take souls, but nothing says that they have to keep them. After the Dementor attack in Little Whinging ends disastrously, Harry must find a place for himself in a new world, fighting a different sort of war against the nascent Voldemort.
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01 Jun 2023
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SIMPLY AMAZING!!!! HOLY FUCK
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It was "Witch Weekly", of all people and organizations, the first to notice and comment on The Boy Who Lived’s absence from the ranks of first years at Hogwarts. The magazine went on to elucubrate that the young hero was studying at a foreign school, possibly Beauxbatons or Holzschuhkäse.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mirror of Ecidyrue by Emrys_Seren
Fandom Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Jul 2023
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16 May 2023
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So.
I'm not a Tomarry shipper since 4 me both Tom & Harry as mirrors/foils in the canon is on the nose? Because they are a classic "two sides of the same coin" - like I don't feel any sexual chemistry, but would very much like more platonic fics with some kind of brotherly bond between them, something like that? IDK how to explain cos my OTP is Hagrid/Tom, so is like Tomarry is shipping two bottoms/uke/shous with each other, if you know what a mean LOL - they both have Mommy & Daddy issues super specific that as a potencial partner the other can't provide shit besides self depth or smtReading Tomarry is a pleasure for mE anyways because is like having the canon being analysed with a very specific reading, or point of view, for the study of the characters, etc. AND THIS FIC IS DELICIOUSLY MADE IN THIS SENSE
Morally Gray Harry Potter with great humour and insight of the canon, absolutely love all of this!! -
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Before his third year of Hogwarts has even begun, Harry faces three whole weeks of unsupervised time in Diagon Alley. In that time he takes a trip to Gringotts - and that changes everything.
Burdened with the knowledge that Dumbledore has been blocking his family magic, and manipulating far more than he ever thought possible, Harry doesn't know who he can trust; but he knows he can't keep going that way. There's a whole world of lore and politics and history to catch up on, and the more he learns, the more Harry realises his true place in the world, and how much is being kept hidden from him. All the while, Dumbledore's twinkling eyes are constantly watching, and Harry can't let on how much he knows.
With help from unexpected places, Harry starts on a journey to end the war, and reshape the wizarding world. With how much he looks like James Potter, people have forgotten one important thing about him - he is Lily Evans' son, and she was one hell of a witch.
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13 May 2023
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Absolute PERFECTION!!!!