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With the twins always ready to make the day a little bit brighter, Harry decides to do something special for their birthday.
Fred and George wake up only to find out that the world around them has changed. Everything is different, yet almost the same. At least, Harry didn't change. He was just... weirdly chirpy today (still less weird than everything else).
It turns out to be simultaneously the best and weirdest, most stressful day of their lives.
Or;
Harry and the Hogwarts residents gaslight the twins into believing that Hogwarts had always been a Muggle school and that magic does not exist.Series
- Part 100 of Of Fests and Prompts
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Professor Umbridge goes too far, arresting Harry Potter without cause and throwing him in Azkaban without a trial. She should've foreseen that Hermione Granger, Severus Snape, Albus Dumbledore, Lord Voldemort, and Gellert Grindelwald would bury the hatchets and create a team to save the last of the Potter's. . .
*Featuring pyromaniac Hermione, a very tired Snape, and lots of drama between the ex’s Albus and Gellert. -
So, You've Decided to Be a Villain by Withered_Rose
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
05 Aug 2026
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He was done. Absolutely done.
If he couldn’t be left alone as a hero, he would force them to cower in silence as a tyrant. He would become the most ruthless, feared dark lord history had ever witnessed.
Voldemort would look like a disgruntled prefect compared to what he had planned.Or rather,
Being the next Dark Lord is much harder when the universe insists on turning all your atrocities into miracles. -
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A Potions accident doesn't swap Sirius and Regulus Black's bodies.
It swaps their personalities.
Now Sirius has discovered manners, Regulus has discovered Dungbombs, Slughorn is questioning his career choices, and the rest of Hogwarts is having an existential crisis.
This is somehow less concerning than the fact that the Black brothers might finally start understanding each other.
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- Part 1 of the hogwarts incident reports
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Albus had a twinkle in his eye as he watched the letter unfold in neat scroll work made out from Harry Evans-Potter of Number 4 Privet Drive, pleased to have the boy respond so quickly. Seems Petunia had told him something after all.
Then he stopped, stunned as he looked at the words reflecting back to him.
'Dear Headmaster Albus Dumbledore,
I regret to inform you I have already made plans for the school year, and have bought my books for something much more local.
I appreciate your letter, and wish you a good day,
Harry James Evans-Potter.
Severus, passing by to set the receipts down for the potion ingredients needed for the school year, looked curiously what had the old man gaping like a fish, and snorted.
Or, the Dursleys are a Respectable Family, raising their nephew to embrace a muggle life instead of feeling a need to flee from it.