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Burgundy (not Maroon) by Eggplant_Crusader
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022), Addams Family - All Media Types
01 Nov 2022
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They're driving each other insane. It can't last. One of these days, one of them will surely kill the other.
Enid wants to avoid that.
Wednesday can't wait.
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“If I can do this while were not yet dating,” Tom kisses him again, making Harry whimper. “Then what exactly can I do to you when we are dating?”
Knot me senseless, Harry thought. But he smiled sweetly at Tom first. “Why don’t you find out for yourself, Alpha?”
In which everyone thinks Tom Riddle is perfect, and Tom Riddle proves it.
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- Part 9 of Welcome to the Candy Store
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Harry Potter-Black was NOT dating Tom Riddle. Why did nobody believe him, particularly Tom Riddle himself?
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Harry and Tom are Animagus, Tom decides that Harry is his, and Harry is ready to fight everyone until he isn't. Damned handsome Slytherins.Translation in Russian by RavenMortemir <3
https://ficbook.net/readfic/018e422d-e282-70b0-b968-30b43dc30304- Language:
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Hands up, it's a hold up by asterismal (asterisms)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Apr 2018
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“You know, you’re pretty morally ambiguous for a hero,” Harry says as he watches Tom set one of the would-be robbers on fire. He’d protest or maybe put the fire out himself, but the man was about to stab him, so he thinks he’s got the higher ground here.
Tom takes a step back to observe his handiwork, looking far too smug for Harry’s peace of mind. “Oddly enough, you’re not the first person to say that to me.”
“Wow. Shocker.”
A superhero au featuring Harry Potter, reluctant super-villain, and Tom Riddle, the city's favorite hero.
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Harry looked at the small, ugly thing, a dark blotch on the white surroundings.
“I can go back.” He repeated the words, unable to believe it - not really sure what to even do with the information yet - but he found he couldn’t look away from the mottled creature under the bench.
“Yes.”
There was only a moment of hesitation, but it was enough.
“Where else can I go?”- Language:
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The Care and Keeping of Tom Riddle's Diary by wynnebat
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
30 Aug 2021
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Harry has never been good with words. Not like Hermione, who can write multi-page essays with barely a glance at a textbook. Even when his content is adequate, sometimes his spelling isn’t or his handwriting is a mess. Snape is the worst about it, but sometimes even McGonagall is harsh.
It stands to reason that Harry shouldn’t write in T. M. Riddle’s diary.
He does so anyway.
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- Part 227 of HP Works
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No matter how much he claims it so, Harry Potter isn't in a relationship. No one's seen this supposed lover of his even once since he announced it a year ago, and yet whenever anyone tries to ask him out, he still insists that he's taken.
One avid admirer decides to uncover his lie once and for all.
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- Part 1 of in union of heart
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Tom Riddle is an enigma to all who meet him. Polite beyond measure, celebrated across factions, and incredibly composed to an almost ridiculous degree. Yet so little is known about what he's like outside of practiced smiles and reserved interactions. Truly, many see him as the epitome of a sort of outward perfection, a figure whose true thoughts are hidden away and unattainable to practically all who try.
And then a particular someone is injured, and the facade comes crashing down.
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And Harry had seen the way Tom looked at him when he was crowned, dark blue eyes already claiming him from his throne. And Harry was scared at how even from a distance, his neck had bared itself to the alpha’s gaze, his legs weakening and almost spreading. In public.
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Vernon Dursley is not a smart man. He manages to insult the wrong person; Lucius Malfoy, one of mob boss Tom Riddle's most trusted. What starts as a routine hit on the Dursleys leads to a chain of events none of them could have ever seen coming.
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Tom Riddle was a level-headed, mature individual who was definitely not going to strangle Ginny Weasley.
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- Part 103 of HP Works
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Harry had tried, adorably, to charm Tom into being one of the endless string of admirers the Gryffindor had—fluttering his eyelashes shyly, blushing like a maiden, and unable to meet Tom’s eyes.
Tom flashed him a smile, and said, “That won’t work on me.”
And he saw the omega drop all his pretenses, red not from blushing but from anger, and pointed at Tom with all the force of a 5’3 omega. “And that,” he said looking at Tom’s charming smile scathingly. “Won’t work on me."
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- Part 4 of Power Couple
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“Liar.”
Voldemort bristled as he heard the boy. “What,” the Dark Lord hissed.
Harry clenched his hands. “You are lying. You won’t bring my parents back. You just want the stone. ”
Voldemort was bewildered. “I will. I told you, together you and I can bring them back.”
Harry gives the Philosopher's Stone to Voldemort and never regrets his decision.
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Harry was Sorted into Slytherin when he arrived at Hogwarts and has been in that House for his first two years. Now, suddenly, at the beginning of his third year, the Sorting Hat has decided that he’s a Gryffindor after pulling the Sword of Gryffindor from the Hat to kill the basilisk. Harry deals with being a Gryffindor moving forwards.
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- Part 2 of Songs of the Stormy Season
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(i wanna) cut to the feeling by asterismal (asterisms) for Luxis
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
06 Oct 2019
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“You promised you would marry me,” Tom says.
“I—” Harry feels lightheaded. “Tom, we were seven.”
“So you lied?”
“No,” Harry says. Surer, then, “No. I didn’t.”
Harry and Tom are childhood friends. When they were seven, Tom proudly announced that he would marry Harry when they were older.Now, ten years later and in N.E.W.T. year, Tom plans on making that promise a reality.
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“It’s nice to finally meet you, Tom,” Lily says with a big smile. “I’ve heard so much about you.”
Beside her, Harry noticeably stiffens.
“Oh?” Tom asks, one eyebrow raised elegantly, looking at Harry amusedly. “Only good things, I hope.”
“Oh yes,” Lily gushes. “Very good things, indeed.”
Harry grabs Lily by the arm that almost hurt and smiles at her tightly. “Mom, shouldn’t you be going to Headmaster Dippet’s office by now?” The way his grip threatened Lily made her grin even larger.
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- Part 7 of Welcome to the Candy Store
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Murder first, apologies later is a perfectly legitimate plan in Tom’s mind. Harry disagrees.
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- Part 112 of HP Works
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Harry wanted to be outraged on behalf of the castle that he still considered to be his home. Hogwarts didn't deserve to have a piece of Tom Riddle lodged inside it like a particularly vicious splinter.
But there was something he was annoyed about even more than the fact that he was once again alive at the same time as a once and future dark lord. For the first time in his life, he sympathized with Voldemort, and knew that in this one instance, Voldemort might sympathize with him.
Harry looked at Tom head-on, and said, "Albus Dumbledore is a bastard."
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Both turned down for the position of Hogwarts DADA professor, Tom and Harry have a few things to say to each other.
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- Part 180 of HP Works
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Harry should have known better than to accept a drunken dare. Especially when Malfoy was sitting right there, looking like that and wearing those bloody tight trousers.
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No one had ever met Hadrian Gaunt before the man suddenly whirled into their lives and started fixing problems they didn't even know existed.
And yet, not a single person regretted meeting him.
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