Hilarious Percy Jackson stories
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Phone Call With Sally Jackson by orphan_account
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
03 Apr 2015
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*phone rings*
Percy: Everybody shut up!!! *answers phone* hi mom
Hazel: Hi!
Piper: Come back to bed
Leo: *varius sex noises*
Frank: Tell her I said hi
Jason: Aye! Pass the weed!
Nico: *ranting curse words in Greek, Italian, and English alike*
Annabeth: PERCY PUT YOUR PANTS BACK ON!
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Doesn’t it need more sugar? by WardofWinters (QoLife) for aliiemns
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
17 Dec 2023
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Annabeth wants to learn how to cook. She’s never gotten the chance to before. Percy agrees to teach her, he learned from his mom after all! They could start simple, with cookies! Everyone liked cookies, and they were easy to make.
Percy overestimated Annabeth’s skills.
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- Part 9 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Recommendation Letters from Hell by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
09 Jan 2023
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Percy really didn’t expect that many of his enemies to write him a letter of recommendation, it was more of a joke that he threw down that note asking for it with an explanation of how it worked (and some griping about the Gods). So the several hundred letters delivered to him by a very deadly hellhound was extremely unexpected.
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- Part 7 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Grandfather's Day by WardofWinters (QoLife) for CassieWolfe
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
15 Jun 2025
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Kronos goes from Tartarus to a strange room, suddenly having a body once more. Why are there two kids here? Fates? What's happening?
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I frowned at the chocolate cake, “I’m not sure we made this right… why is it purple?”
“I added blue food dye!”
“I added green food dye!”
“That does not equal purple?” I said, baffled.Series
- Part 6 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp
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Percy's Questers' Quests by WardofWinters (QoLife)
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
14 Jul 2022
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Hi! I’m Percy of Questers Quests, where all Quests are dedicated to Kronos the Titan of Time, what can I do for you today? Mhm, okay, I understand, yeah we can do that, do you have any questions? -oh why do we dedicate our Quests to Kronos? Well, that’s because I’m sick and tired of my relatives harassing me. Anyways! We’ll have that Quest done for you by the end of the week, thank you for your business!
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- Part 4 of Queen's Crack Fic Camp