OFMD AU-gust 2025 Prompt Fest!
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Stede's Apartment by Stedephile
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), The Apartment (1960)
14 Mar 2026
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His apartment was one of the reasons why Stede wished he could sometimes be abducted by the odd extraterrestrial. In general, it was a very nice apartment. Lounge, kitchen, bedroom, ensuite; not too spacious but not cramped, even with his substantial collection of knick-knacks and trinkets, and full use of the utility room in the basement.
The only problem was that Stede did not always have full use of the apartment itself.
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Stede Bonnet has been renting out his apartment to his superiors at work so they can cheat on their wives. In the hopes that facilitating their affairs will make them facilitate his advancement in the company. Maybe once he's more than a lowly spreadsheet wrangler he'll gather up the courage to ask out the beautiful security guard at the front desk. Maybe his promotion is what the big boss is calling him up to his office about. Or maybe Stede's life is about to change in an entirely different way.
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let’s meet in the city where the rivers cross by petrichorca, SonoraWebster, yerbamansa
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
06 Dec 2025
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Recent divorcé Stede Bonnet and long-time Portland bar owner Ed Teach don't know each other, but they're on a collision course. It all starts with a clothing swap.
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Were-Ever You Go, There You Are by Butter_Ball, petrichorca, veeagainst
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV)
04 Dec 2025
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Ed wonders why his new neighbor Stede keeps walking his dog at 3am. He gets kind of Jimmy Stewart in Vertigo about it but, like, more romantic.
Created for were-animal day for OFMD AUgust 2025.
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In Every Generation by dimsimkitty, Writer_Hardly_Know_Her
Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Buffy the Vampire Slayer (TV)
26 Sep 2025
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Supposedly, in every generation there is a chosen one. One girl who alone will stand against the vampires, the demons, and the forces of darkness.
But sometimes… things don’t go as planned.
A OFMD/Buffy The Vampire Slayer AU Featuring:
- Rogue Demon Hunter/Trying his best to be an adequate parent Stede Bonnet
- Slayer/Definitely just a normal girl (seriously, don’t tell her dad about the slayer thing, she’s going through enough as it is) Alma Bonnet
- Watcher/Regular ol’ tweed-wearing guidance counselor Ed Teach
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Stede feels a sob rising in his chest and tries to push it down, but with a warm rush of panic he realises he can’t. The sob escapes his mouth, wrenched from deep some dark recess inside his chest, and he quickly stifles it with a hand over his mouth. Not quickly enough, it seems. The man to his right glances quickly in his direction, then back out of the window.
But it seems like that sob wasn’t alone, it’s the first of many. Stede is powerless to stop them coming, one after another, and he curls into himself, hoping that the other passengers won’t notice him. It seems his luck hasn’t changed yet. Instead of being left to cry, he feels a warm hand, firm but gentle on his right shoulder.
“Hey.” It’s the man next to him, his voice low and concerned. “You okay?”
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Stede Bonnet is running away. He has no idea where he's going, but getting there involves an interstate bus. Edward Teach is hiding. Travelling across the US by bus means he can avoid the pressure and stress that comes with his job, at least for a couple of days.
Maybe three days as seat mates on a bus ride from LA to Chicago is what they both need.