6 Works in Plethora of Patchwork Pants Presentations
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Johnny ends up on the wrong side of a knife, and his pants suffer. Badly.
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Johnny has really bad self-preservation skills
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Hook, Line, & Sinker (a Prologue for Lawyer Pants) by Francesca_Cache
Fandoms: Emergency! (TV 1972)
14 May 2025
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Johnny needs a new pair of pants before he and Roy meet with lawyer Barney Olson. A visit to a men's clothing store puts Johnny on a collision course with a pretty young salesclerk determined to pawn off a questionable fashion choice.
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They Could Never Make Me Hate You by whatisthismandoinghere
Fandoms: Emergency! (TV 1972)
23 Jan 2025
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A love letter to Johnny Gage’s patchwork pants from S2.E20 Rip-Off, written in the style of the 10 Things I Hate About You poem
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Pants wants someone to wear him. Johnny wants Brackett to like him. Maybe they can help each other out.
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Mike can't abide those patchwork pants.
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After leaving the lawyer's office, Johnny finds himself having to defend his fashion choices.