Rick and Morty
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Rick can't get off after a show and asks Birdperson to help him out.
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This fic will have three chapters, three kinks that Rick gets subjected to- stuffing, omorashi, and feminization. Each chapter will feature two kinks. Bonus kinks will also be present. The chapters are not necessarily connected. Are they in order? Do they even involve the same Rick and Morty? I certainly don't know. Also, Morty's older here, but by how much is up to interpretation. Re-upload.
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When he turns eighteen, Morty tells Rick he has a crush on him. That's not the only secret he has to reveal, though, and Rick has one of his own. Re-upload.
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"You're acting like this would be the most morally reprehensible thing we've ever done. We wipe away a whole species before we even eat breakfast like three times a week. We're worse than Hitler and Genghis Khan combined, Rick."
"I don't give a shit about that Morty. I don't know those people. I don't care about them." Rick almost wants to say the only thing he cares about is them but he bites his tongue knowing now is not the best time to say that. In fact, it's the worst time. "I don't want you to wake up in the morning to regret all of this just because you wanted your dick to get wet. And before you say you're not going to regret this. Shut up. I know you would. You'd put meaning behind these mundane things with your planetary mindset and before I know it we would have to stop fucking going on adventures just because you can't look me in the eye. Now do you understand what I'm goddamn saying or do you need the Sparknotes version of it?"
"I'd almost buy your holier than thou bullshit if you weren't hard, Rick."
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"Can the smartest man in the universe resist his feelings and his fourteen year old horny grandson?" The Fic
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Rick has been on a bender for weeks now, not allowing himself to sober up for anything as his way of coping with the rejection of Blood Ridge. Birdperson finally finds him off his face at a party, before quickly realising how much trouble he has got himself into.
The two talk sort out their past encounters as Birdperson tries to deal with the severity of the situation.