Slutty Wizards Doing Slutty Things 26
Slutty Wizards Doing Slutty Things - Fest 2026 Edition
(For those who know wands still aren’t the only thing that swish and flick)Welcome to the second SWDST Fest. AWOOOOGA! The fest that started it all turns two! We are excited, confused as ever, and can't wait to show you the slew of prompts we cooked up this time!
Do we know by now what we're doing? Hah! No. You wish! Also, you're welcome!
We are, as ever, doing OUR BEST!If you want to join our Discord for more fests and a smashing community, go right ahead, we don't bite (unless asked).
(Open, Moderated, Prompt Meme Challenge)
About Slutty Wizards Doing Slutty Things 26 (WitchingHour_SWDST_Fest26)
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Rules:
Rules of Engagement
This event is for any ship within the Harry Potter fanon (focusing on wizards being slutty), any era, canon or AU is welcome. Dumbledore? Yes. Sirius? Yum. Filch? …if you must, but you will be judged.Minimum word count: 500 words. One shots only. The maximum word count is 15,000 words. We adore ambition, but we also have jobs, kids, partners, pets, laundry, and possibly one functioning brain cell between us.
Claim a prompt you like and if another tickles your fancy, add that into the tags! You can of course claim more than one, but then you'll need to write more than one story. (Maybe this was the plan all along *sinister laugh*) Do not fret if your fave prompt has been claimed already, several claimings are allowed. (Oh, look at that... an innuendo...)• Fics will be posted anonymously at first.
• There will be a 3-day anonymous period between the fics being posted and the author reveal.
• During the anonymous period, your fic must not include anything that hints at who you are. That means no author notes that give you away, no links to your socials, no personal signatures, or have it as part of a series where we could snoop you out with one click, and no “subtle” hints. We see you.
• After the author reveal, you’re very welcome to edit your fic to add your social media links, personal notes, banners, badges, or anything else you’d like.
Theme:
Slutty wizards. Interpret this however you like:
• Shamelessly sensual
“Oops, my robes fell off again…”
• Pathetically desperate
“Please, just one more kiss. No, lower.”
• Casually powerful in a “yes, I know I’m irresistible” way
(Think Lucius using his cane for entirely inappropriate purposes while making eye contact, or Oliver Wood riding something very much not a broom, and enjoying every second.)
• Ferally slutty and drunk on their own appeal territory
(like they don’t seduce, they simply exist and people combust).
• Or all of the above, combined into one glorious disaster.
Tone:
Keep it fun, sexy, and unhinged. No angst. No crying in the rain. Only debauchery, humour, and smutty shenanigans.We want this fest to be a safe, welcoming space. That means:
• No racism, misogyny, homophobia, transphobia, fatphobia, ableism, or any other form of bigotry. Not even “as a joke.” If your fic punches down, it’s out.
• No non-con or one-sided dub-con.
• No assault, coercion, grooming, or anything that frames lack of consent as romantic.
• “They’re drunk and don’t really know what’s happening lol” is not a romance trope. Consent must be clear, enthusiastic, and informed.
• No adult/minor ships.
• No sexualising characters under 18 within the context of your fic.
• No AI-generated works. Please. Have some dignity.