Prompts for Slutty Wizards Doing Slutty Things 26
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That dress is beautiful. Take it off before I ruin it.
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Draco Malfoy has spent years building Saison into exactly what he wants it to be, and he has very little patience for anyone determined to ruin a perfectly good meal.
Then he discovers who is sitting at table nine.
Hermione Granger is older, gorgeous, and watching him work with an interest that has absolutely nothing to do with the food.
Draco should probably behave professionally.
Instead, he decides to give her something that isn’t on the menu.
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Wands can be used as vibrators.
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"What do you mean, you've never tried it?" Ginny looked aghast at her best friend. "You of all people should've figured it out, being Muggleborn and all."
Hermione scoffed. "What does me being Muggleborn have to do with it?"
Ginny rolled her eyes. "Because Muggles have actual vibrators."
Hermione could hear the unspoken "duh".
Ginny was right; she probably should've realized you could set your wand to vibrate and use it to get yourself off. But honestly, Hermione had been so focused on studying for her NEWTs that sexual relief, alone or with someone else, wasn't on her mind.
Until now.
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Dark marks should be worshipped.
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Am I really the one you love, or am I just a replacement for her?
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If you see me pinned down under my very angry (partner), don't brother. I am exactly were I want to be. It's called warm-ups.
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Oh no there is only one bed, guess I'll have to fuck you in it
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Hermione's Best Friend's Wedding by Back_to_Fanfic
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
24 Sep 2026
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While attending Harry and Draco's wedding reception, Hermione shares a dance with Fred that leads to more.
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Ride me until your broomstick files a jealousy complaint.
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Fuck me so hard my Patronus comes out traumatised.
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I would let you fuck the common sense clean out of me.
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Hermione arrives at Sunday Burrow dinner wearing Bill’s collar.
Did I mention she’s married to Ron?Or
“Who owns this pussy, huh,” Bill demands. “Because it sure as fuck isn’t my brother.”Series
- Part 3 of Bedroom Hymns
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I’d like to submit a formal request to for you to sit on my face.
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If you keep spreading your legs like that, I’m going to forget every spell I know except Accio.
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‘Alternative Rehabilitation for Quidditch Injuries’ by Hermione J. Granger. by Eclectic_fantasy
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2026
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Draco was definitely not injured when he fell off his broom. Nor was he impressed at the suggestion of alternative rehabilation methods.
Now he's trembling as he holds a Yoga pose behind Granger and willing his cock to stay limp when she bends forward and the pants that are painted on her bum reveal the outline of something he has fantasised about for far too long.
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I’m beginning to think your mouth has much better uses than talking.
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Which was worse: watching your boyfriend have sex with his brother in the bed you slept in last night, or finding out they’d both been sleeping with you without your consent? George and Fred Weasley were about to find out Draco Malfoy's opinion on the subject.
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- Part 2 of You, Me and A Weasley Makes Three
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You’re either trying to intimidate me or seduce me, and frankly you need to commit.
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If you wanted me on my knees, you could’ve just asked.
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Here at (club name) we serve every flavor of booktok kink. Magical sex club where our favorite wizards and witches bring their clients fantasies to life.
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Final Fantasy - or The Holes of Glory and Gluttony by Department_of_Depravity
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2026
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In which Hermione takes on a gloryhole booth and ends up with a little more than expected.
A florist chain in my country had the slogan “Say it with flowers.” I’ve adopted and tweaked it to “Say it with cocks.” So, this is my bouquet to you 😘Series
- Part 4 of Dramione Kinktober
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Just because I'm a daddy now, doesn't mean I can't have a little fun
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It's been over two years since Draco Malfoy got laid, and Hermione Granger knows just what to do about it, but she'll have a little fun experimenting along the way. Sex and potions ensue.
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Handcuffs? Again? Darling, if you wanted a date so bad, all you had to do was ask.
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- Miss_Agatha_Cackle
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Inappropriate use of [blank] (bring your own tag if there isn't one yet)
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Interpersonal Photojournalism by DreamlikeQualities
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
26 Sep 2026
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A story of one photographer’s immense growth… er… professional growth.
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Keep yelling at me, love. I get hard when you're angry.
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After a breakup, Ginny moves into Grimmauld Place rather than rent her own flat. She finds the mirror stuck to the wall in her room is enchanted and that it has a twin. Mutual sluttiness and pining ensues. Maybe a club is formed.
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