Slutty Wizards Doing Slutty Things 26
Slutty Wizards Doing Slutty Things - Fest 2026 Edition
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Pansy knew that look in Lucius's eyes; distant and lost. He was somewhere else. But she always knew how to bring him back to the present.
Back to her.
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It's been over two years since Draco Malfoy got laid, and Hermione Granger knows just what to do about it, but she'll have a little fun experimenting along the way. Sex and potions ensue.
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Sirius is only at this Ministry Gala because his bf Barty, of all people, begged him to be here.
And so he's entirely unsurprised when it turns out Barty had ulterior motives all along.
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"What do you mean, you've never tried it?" Ginny looked aghast at her best friend. "You of all people should've figured it out, being Muggleborn and all."
Hermione scoffed. "What does me being Muggleborn have to do with it?"
Ginny rolled her eyes. "Because Muggles have actual vibrators."
Hermione could hear the unspoken "duh".
Ginny was right; she probably should've realized you could set your wand to vibrate and use it to get yourself off. But honestly, Hermione had been so focused on studying for her NEWTs that sexual relief, alone or with someone else, wasn't on her mind.
Until now.
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Hermione arrives at Sunday Burrow dinner wearing Bill’s collar.
Did I mention she’s married to Ron?Or
“Who owns this pussy, huh,” Bill demands. “Because it sure as fuck isn’t my brother.”Series
- Part 3 of Bedroom Hymns