FNAF fics that forcibly stuff me into a mascot costume
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Oswald ends up in Security Breach. He's not happy about it. Neither is Gregory because his night got a whole lot harder.
Glamrock Freddy is just happy to be there. And the other wannabe dad Pittrap is here too!
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You were just a normal security guard for the night. You kept to your own and that was great. But after getting transferred.. you started to get noticed.
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- Part 2 of Reader Inserts
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A collection of ficlets I've written for prompts on tumblr. Unless otherwise stated, the chapters are entirely unrelated and are considered complete. Warnings will be included in individual chapter notes.
• Chapter 125: Gregory helps Freddy with a bit of maintenance, of the "children made a mess" sort
• Chapter 126: SB is a movie, and actors Gregory, Vanessa, and Freddy do an interview about it
• Chapter 127: after his hellish night in the pizzaplex, Gregory goes to Cassie for some comfort
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You had called out into the air if cryptids were hungry then you had chicken nuggets for them. You just didn't expect a cryptid to actually take up the offer. Now you essentially had an oversized puppy as a housemate. One that can probably kill you if it so chose.
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- Part 4 of Reader Inserts
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A Hole in His Heart (And Also the Wall) by Star_Going_Supernova
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's
12 Aug 2023
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Funny enough, he noticed the four wet floor sign bots first, surrounding what his brain first said was a pile of scrap. But the heap of filthy metal and plastic had a very particular shape, a recognizable one.
Gregory’s mouth dropped open. And then he turned and scrambled back to the vent.
(A "Gregory finds Bonnie" fic, featuring Freddy handling the news suuuper normally.)
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They're Just Children by Xyile157
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Little Nightmares (Video Games)
28 Apr 2025
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Mono and Six repeated that damned cycle for who knows how long. The young boy would 'remember' the events of the previous loop as he hung from Six's grasp, just be abandoned and for his adult form to be released, himself soon to fail to end the cycle.
Neither of them could've known 'deja vu' might be a variable. One too many runs later, Six figured something was wrong, something on their path wasn't falling in place.
She pulled him up, had their first talk, and began their trip to the Maw.
Now they're running out of food. No matter how harshly they rationed and thin they got, they were getting low on preserved vegetables and corpses. So, Mono grasped Six's hand and put the other on the nearest TV. It hummed to life and they fell through space.
Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Mega Pizzaplex; where fantasy and fun come to life, sentient AI run amok, nobody is safe, agony is restless, and secrets don't keep!
There's plenty to find, places to hide, serial killers to evade, and mysteries to be solved. The Puppet and Rabbit have left the pieces for Six, Mono, and Gregory. Should they survive long enough to assemble them, they might find something wonderful.
Let's have some fun.
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Rabbit Season by SomniumOfLight
Fandoms: Rain World (Video Game), Five Nights at Freddy's
21 Jun 2025
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“Don’t you even TRY it, you dick, I’ll stuff this up your -!”
Gregory paused, staring.
The weird cat-salamander thing that had come up behind him, all blue and pink with the biggest purple eyes Gregory had ever seen, stared back, unblinking. He SWORE he could see it vibrating in place, like the rush of a million sugar highs was rushing through its body all at once. It didn’t seem bothered by the rain, water rolling off its back, and the boy felt suddenly, unfairly jealous at it’s obvious lack of discomfort when here HE was, standing there, shivering and miserable and soaked to the bone.
“What the hell are YOU supposed to be?” He snapped.
It squeaked. Gregory stared into those huge eyes, pupils big enough to see his soul reflected back in them, and balled up the old sock and threw it at the thing before bolting off into the rain.
The sock hit him in the back of the head with a wet splat a second later, and the pitter-patter of little paws followed him back to his box.
OR: Gregory adopts/is adopted by a bunch of Slugcats. The animatronics (and Peepaw Afton) are not prepared.
(Now with hopefully funny chapter titles!)
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How to Survive an Alien Planet while being Relentlessly Bullied by Its Lifeforms by wythmoonie
Fandoms: Five Nights at Freddy's, Subnautica (Video Game)
09 Oct 2024
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When Alterra had assigned you to the Aurora as one of the few doctors aboard, you had expected a smooth trip across intergalactic space to build a new phasegate. After all, Alterra was the best when it came to space travel, right? And you are a very valuable asset, being the young, renowned and genius ‘doctor’ you are.
But no, instead, the Aurora is attacked and you are left scrambling to get to an escape pod.
Landing on the unknown planet-4546B, you are left racing against the clock to find the cure for this strange bacteria that is infecting your systems and preventing you from leaving the planet safely.
Now, if only those two giant-leviathan classified creatures that have been playing with you since day one would decide if they wanted to eat or help you, your job would become so much easier.
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Sun has been very worried about you, the new assistant in the daycare. Ever since you started working there a while back, he's noticed your lack of breaks and how you work yourself harder than necessary. He feels the need to talk to you about this little issue.
And while you are talking about it, he decides to offer you something to help you unwind and release all that stress. Some hypnosis to maybe get you to relax. You accept his offer.
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The last thing you remember before your splitting head injury is slipping on a soda spill at work. That doesn't explain why there's a fucking six foot animatronic modeled after a bear towering over you.
“Officer Vanessa," it says, "Do you not recognize me?”