chufies bc i cant stop thinking of them
all my chufies works!
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what’s your secret? by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series)
20 Apr 2026
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Wifies is a normal college student, living a normal life.
He has routines he follows. One of which, involves going to a cafe daily. Not because of the cafe—even though it’s a good place. No, it’s because of the barista working there.
The barista named Derapchu.
Wifies feels totally normal about Derapchu. Which is why he knows his major, his favourite colour, his favourite season, his phone wallpaper, his hometown, his sleep schedule, et cetera et cetera… This is totally normal behaviour and not obsessive at all. Totally.
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Wifies is a psychology major of course he knows this is obsessive behaviour. Who is he kidding?
He applies to be a barista at the same cafe.
or: chufies coffee shop au with evilfies
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don’t you notice how? by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), idk which again putting both as a precaution
05 Apr 2026
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Derapchu and Wifies go out. just the two of them.
Derapchu thinks it’s a hangout.
Wifies thinks it’s a date.
They’re both right. Only one of them knows this.
or: chufies miscommunication fic
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anyone but him (it's him) by chrspflue (chrs_flue)
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP, Unstable Universe (Web Series), tbh idk which one it is
29 Mar 2026
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Derapchu is in a bad mood.
It's obvious to everyone — especially his friends — so they all give him a wide berth. And that does not help in the slightest.
The reason isn't dramatic or overemotional. He has to get tutoring. He doesn't even mind that part — he needs all the help he can get with calculus. The problem is that his tutor is Wifies. Wifies, who is annoying. Wifies, who has the audacity to claim that HE'S Parrot's best friend. Not Derapchu. Him.
Clearly, the universe hates him.
derapchu is FAILING math and wifies now has to tutor him. it's fine. everything is fiiinneeee. (its not)
or: two idiots who everyone already assumed were dating, a fake relationship that spirals completely out of control, and the mutual pining neither of them are willing to acknowledge