dean “blue screen” winchester
fics where dean experiences “blue screen of death” moments because of attractive men. extra points if dean walks into door frames, fumbles over words, or says “you’re SO strong”🥺😳🥵
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"I think it is all a matter of love: the more you love a memory, the stronger and stranger it is." - Vladimir Nabokov
Castiel knows Dean will never fall in love with him, no matter how long he pines for him. But when a witch curses Dean to lose his memory and Cas is called in to help, Dean starts flirting with him. Cas tries to focus on the case, he really does, but he’s caught up in the whirlwind of feelings Dean is stirring up. When he steps into a diner to pick up a bacon cheeseburger, milkshake, and a slice of pie for Dean, he gets taken by the Loughlins instead, leaving Dean alone in the cold.
Dean doesn’t remember the beautiful man with the bright blue eyes, but he’s warm and smells like Heaven, and his voice is deep like gravel road under tires. When the pretty man says, “I’m Cas. I’m your best friend,” Dean’s inclined to believe him, but there’s something else there: a fluttering in his chest, a gravitational pull.
“Are we dating?” No, but I wish we were.
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“Take me,” Dean says. He doesn’t have to think about it. “Take me as your vessel, Cas.”
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or: Cas is cursed into an endless sleep. Dean offers himself up as his vessel while they try to break it.
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Dean's just trying to bake a strawberry shortcake. It should be a simple enough task. Except Cas suddenly appearing by his side mentioning strawberries are known aphrodisiacs is a one-way ticket to completely derail Dean's plans. Let alone seeing Cas pick up the strawberries that Dean just so happened to drop as soon as Cas mentioned the word aphrodisiac. Something about seeing Cas' fingers wrapped around strawberries is enough to have Dean swooning. Maybe it was time to test that theory of aphrodisiacs strawberries with a kiss or two.
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- Part 19 of 50 Types of Kisses: Destiel Edition
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Leaning against the dryer, Dean began to unload the clothes into a basket, feeling the warmth from the machine slowly seeping into his back. Cas was propped up on the counter opposite from him, slowly matching pairs of socks and folding shirts that Dean handed up to him. It was simple and easy, and God, how did Dean end up here? Where the mundane task of doing laundry with Cas by his side was something that Dean absolutely loved.
Domestic bliss.
And when Dean catches Cas staring at him with that tenderly fond expression that leaves Dean breathless, well then, maybe Dean just needs to tease Cas a little and kiss Cas breathless, too.
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- Part 18 of 50 Types of Kisses: Destiel Edition
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Dean doesn’t care if Castiel is the most powerful storm-mage ever seen. They’ve known each other since they were kids. They slept with Sam in a pile against the eldritch storms that turn people black-eyed and mean, or burn whole villages to the ground with scarlet lightning. He was there when Cas’s powers Awoke; he was there when Cas got adopted by the Archmagus of the Magisterium. He’s been there to hold Cas when the nightmares are so bad that Cas’s silver-blue aura goes dark and stained.
It doesn’t matter that Castiel’s going on this insane quest to challenge the Dark God, Dean’s still his best friend and his Sentinel. If Cas is gonna go do something fucking stupid, well… Dean’s going to be right there doing something fucking stupid alongside him.
It’d be nice if Dean weren’t in love with the asshole, though.