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Look What The Cat Dragged In by horsegirlbyday (Charmuse)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 May 2026
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Lucius Malfoy and Draco Malfoy are dead. Narcissa Malfoy is a shut in with too many cats and house elves that claim abuse. Director of the House Elf Protection Agency, Hermione Granger, has her work cut out for her.
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“Poor Narcissa, she is lost without Lucius and Draco. Every time I am there, she is worse. We have raided that place more times than I can count. If Malfoy was hiding out there, we would have found him by now.” Harry took a bite of his steak.“So, you still think he’s dead? Nothing new?” Ginny asked.
He shook his head. “He’s got to be dead and buried. No magical signature, no wand use, no sightings, nothing. It’s unheard of if a magical person is alive, even if they are clever. There is always a tell eventually. He escaped Azkaban, and poof, gone like a ghost. Maybe he drowned and never left Scotland.”
Hermione doubted that. She always gave Draco far more credit than anyone else did. She didn’t know how long he survived after fleeing the infamous prison, but she doubted he let the North Sea take him out.
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How the war leaves so little room for innocence, and even less for choice.
Hermione is caught in the dark, and something’s pulsing relentlessly. Something filthy and consuming.
No outlet – until he comes along. The one Death Eater that should never have been.
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Discovering the pleasures of sex was the most exciting thing to happen to Hermione Granger since finding out she was a witch. She goes to great lengths to get exactly what she wants, and to her surprise, three Pureblood Slytherins stumble upon her.
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- Part 3 of Honeypot Anthology
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Lovesick All Over My Bed by oldgodsleastfavoriteprincess (OldGodsFavoritePrincess)
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Aug 2025
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Humanities PhD. and Charms Mastery candidate by day and cam girl by night, Hermione Granger is doing everything she can to stay afloat and make a difference in the muggle and magical world. But being a full-time student is hard and expensive—who’s she to deny the opportunity to earn a little or a lot of extra cash?
It can’t be that bad, right? Living a double life has never had any consequences before.
Especially not when one of your subscribers is an enigmatic billionaire who just wants to spoil, and your childhood bully has turned a new leaf and wants to adore you.
Title inspired by Taylor Swift's "Slut!"
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After Hermione suffers an embarrassing public break up and her reputation needs resurrecting, Malfoy chaperones her to a fancy Ministry ball. Instead of simply attending as arm candy, he takes it upon himself to get the witch to loosen up.
OR: Hermione and Draco recreate the famous Jessica Chastain and Oscar Isaac red carpet moment.