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“HYUNG! LOOK!” Jungkook hits Seokjin’s shoulder like he’s not already looking at the television, “They’re opening auditions for that American couples show, The Honeymoon Phase! Oh my god they’re opening it up to all sexualities this season! My gay ass can go on the show! Show them how dating really works!”
Drunk confusion paints Seokjin’s face, “But you’re not dating anyone?”
Jungkook has the best idea he’s ever had in his entire life and it’s not the alcohol. Okay, well, maybe just a little bit. He turns to Seokjin with his best smile his drunk face can offer.
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Jungkook and Seokjin are two broke best friends who pretend that they are dating so they can get a paid trip to Hawaii and a chance at winning $25,000. Will they make it past the honeymoon phase?
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jeongguk looks at seokjin dead in the eye, asking innocently, "did i tell you i'll suck your dick?"
"oh. i know you didn't mean it," seokjin chuckles. "you're still my favorite."
jeongguk deflates, devastatingly crestfallen. then he forces a smile that probably looks like a frightened grimace. "um. that's great...so great. yeah. thanks, hyung."
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Corporate Relationship Disclosure Form -- Human Resource Coordinator: Jung Hoseok
Section to be completed by Employees Involved:
Names: Min Yoongi, Kim Seokjin
Job Titles: Chief Accountant Supreme, Professional Wet Blanket
Nature of Relationship:Friends with BenefitsSex Enemies
Length of Relationship: 4 minutesPlease Describe Jin's Dick:Shut up Hoseok I see you nasty fucker, you just added this fucking question to the form you didn’t even make sure the font was the same as the original you better hold on to your goddamn cat because I’m coming for you as soon as I’m finished getting- oh fucking hell. -
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The rational part of Jimin's brain screams at him to remember what his mother said about strangers and vans. But the rational part of his brain is no match for really bad whiskey and Kim Taehyung.
((au where Jimin gets stuck on the interstate in the middle of a blizzard and Taehyung lives in a van))
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Hanamaki texts the wrong number when trying to extort tips out of Oikawa in order to defeat Iwaizumi in arm wrestling, and then continues to text the witty stranger who had answered.