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Hawks Lays an Egg by ButterflyApocalypse
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia
31 May 2020
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“I...What is that?” Dabi asked.
Hawks flared his feathers. “That is our son!”
Dabi eyed the large oblong white object cradled in Hawks’ arms. An egg, he realized. Hawks laid an egg.Translation into Español available: Hawks Pone un Huevo by WhatTheFuckIsMorality
Translation into русский available: Хоукс Сносит Яйцо by maxwell_francis
Podfic available: Hawks Lays an Egg by EkkoRainstorm
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- Part 1 of Omeletverse
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Sakusa’s eyes are very dark naturally, sucking in all surrounding rays of light and crushing them in his pupils. For an athlete, he is rather pale. His lips look very pink in comparison. Atsumu is suddenly catastrophically aware that in this instance, ‘accent’ is a euphemism. “Good enough for your Olympic-size ego, Miya?”
(In which Atsumu realizes that he is attracted to Sakusa Kiyoomi in the most inconvenient way possible.)
Now with gorgeous gorgeous art by Quip/pseudoanalytics!
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Bookmarked by acekazoo
30 Jul 2024
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i hate how funny this is and i hate how it makes me remember how i stole it for a fic i wrote in 2020 that was absolute dogshit
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The Blackhawks have a celibacy competition. Jonny is winning. Patrick wants to change that.
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The One Where Katara Accidentally Invents PFLAG by amidsizedfrog
Fandoms: Avatar: The Last Airbender
05 Jan 2019
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When Zuko offered to join them, Katara knew he was up to something. He kept -- looking at her brother. At Sokka. All the time. Why would anyone be looking at Sokka that much unless they were up to something? And Zuko kept blushing! If anyone could make blushing a sinister and dangerous act, it was Zuko. Katara was going to get to the bottom of this -- no matter what.
Or, Katara becomes the aggressively enthusiastic wingman she was always meant to be. Spoilers for the Western Air Temple to Ember Island Players.
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- Part 1 of the best laid intentions
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Patrick Kane had to suck a lot of dick to get Jonny to take him seriously.
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- Part 1 of Patrick Kane: Sex God
Bookmarked by acekazoo
28 Aug 2023
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FINE i caved kaners so silly and so is this fic