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Baby, You're A Hit by mutanitys (chekov) for until_the_earth_is_free
Fandoms: X-Men (Movieverse), X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
29 Jun 2018
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"How to not make it up to the cute professor you mistakenly punched at a bar" by Erik Lehnsherr.
(Erik still punches the wrong guy, but this time the hospital doesn't seem to be an option.)
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Ten years ago, Charles and Erik were bitter enemies in college. Now Erik runs a mutant community center, and Charles is a successful physician. When the community center launches a volunteer-run free clinic focused on mutant health, their paths cross once again. Old wounds are reopened, and old grudges spring back to life. But will old feelings reignite as well?
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For The Love of Pumpkin Pie by Butterynutjob
Fandoms: X-Men: First Class (2011) - Fandom, X-Men (Movies), X-Men - All Media Types, X-Men (Movieverse)
19 Aug 2015
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Need a date for Thanksgiving? Mad at your dad? I am a 28-year-old felon with no high school degree, and a dirty old van one year younger than me covered in graffiti. I can play anywhere between the ages of 25 and 35 depending on if I shave. I’m a line cook and work late nights at a bar. If you’d like to have me as your strictly platonic date for Thanksgiving, but have me pretend to be in a very long or serious relationship with you, to torment your family, I’m game.
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Hammer Bay, one of the most mutant-friendly apartment buildings in all of Manhattan and affectionately nicknamed the Hub by its residents, is home to an eclectic mix of families, broke college students, scientists, artists, and high school dropouts. Charles Xavier, new arrival to apartment 3K, catches the attention of everyone on the third floor but he only has eyes for one: cranky author Erik Lehnsherr who lives directly across the hall in 3B.
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When Erik grudgingly agrees to play Raven's boyfriend at her terrible family's holiday party, he'd thought the biggest challenge would be staying sober enough to make it convincing. But then he meets Raven's extremely hot—and extremely infuriating—stepbrother, and everything starts to get complicated.
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Few experience (what you really are) by flightinflame
Fandoms: X-Men (Alternate Timeline Movies)
18 Dec 2019
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Magneto despises the humans that experiment on and enslave his kind. Recaptured after escaping the lab where he spent his youth, he finds himself bought by a rich man whose household is full of mutants. But Charles is keeping secrets of his own, and while he’s a dangerous man, he’s a powerful one to have on your side.
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- Part 1 of If you cannot be both
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When Erik's captured by slavers, collared, and sold off to a human owner, he's determined to get this collar off, kill every human involved, and make his escape as soon as an opportunity presents itself. But the longer he stays at Charles's mansion with his rabble of collected mutants, the more he doubts Charles's motives, and his own desire to escape. It's obvious that underneath his masks, Charles is hiding a secret, one that Erik is stubbornly determined to figure out...
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- Part 1 of Unfinished Works
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Modern Genosha Politics AU. In which Erik is l'enfant terrible of the mutant National Assembly, and his staff just wants to get him laid.
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- Part 1 of Politics and Prose