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“It doesn’t have to be a date,” Atsumu lied. “We’re just two teammates hangin’ out. I hang out with the rest of the team all the time. Yer the only one who’s scared of catchin’ feelings.”
“I told you, I’m not scared. There is a zero percent chance of me developing romantic feelings for you."
“Great. Prove it.”
“Wh-what?”
“Come over on Saturday night and watch something with me. Real casual.”Atsumu’s plan to woo Kiyoomi while watching a scary movie goes horribly wrong… or does it?
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- Part 1 of Mission Failed Successfully
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Creative Problem Solving 101 by tacoloser (ftld) for someome_named_marie
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
24 Jan 2022
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“I’m gonna need to suck your dick,” Suna says, one mostly normal Sunday morning at the entirely unreasonable hour of nine forty-two.
In which Suna finds the motivation to quit smoking.
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Playing The Sims 2 was like a haven of peace in Sakusa Kiyoomi's life. It was nice to get into the game and know that he could control absolutely everything that happened. But when the real world starts to mirror the game's events, he will be forced to face the scenarios that he’s been trying so hard to avoid.
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When Sakusa gets sponsored by Mr. Clean, he keeps giving Atsumu samples. It can only mean one thing: that Sakusa thinks Atsumu is dirty as hell, and he's disgusted by Atsumu's mere existence. Right?
...Right?
(Also known as: the one where Sakusa is sponsored by Mr. Clean)
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According to Sakusa Kiyoomi, there are three parts to having a crush:
1. You think about them all the time
2. You act differently around them
3. You want to kiss themAccording to himself, Miya Atsumu has never had a crush in his entire life, and he’s never wanted to kiss anyone either.
All these nevers don’t mean much when Kiyoomi never loses.
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HYPOTHESIS: Atsumu and Kiyoomi like each other but are too chicken to do anything about it.
EXPERIMENT: Komori, Suna, and Hoshiumi set off on a quest to get them together throughout the course of a training camp.
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Last One to Midnight Loses! by evelynwrites for protagonistsoftheworld (Julieee)
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
17 Jan 2023
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“Let me get this straight,” Sakusa drones, sounding as if he hand wrings each word out of his tongue. They drip with disdain. Atsumu drinks it up. “You bet your brother you could complete ten of your failed New Year’s Resolutions, a thing you’ve never successfully done once in your life, in five days so he’ll finally ask out his high school crush, who already obviously loves him back.”
“Yup.”
“You’re an idiot.”
“Hey!”
“I’ll do it.”
“What?!”
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The year may be new, but this love story was many in the making. Miya Atsumu vs His New Year's Resolutions: Speedrun EditionNow ft. fanart in chapter two by drawnbymabel!!
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It’s just not fair.
Kiyoomi had loved Atsumu long, long before the rest of the universe did; back in their awkward pre-pubescent days when Atsumu’s incubus blood still sat dormant and quiet in his veins, back when Atsumu used to pop the collar of his polo shirts because he thought it looked cooler and grew out his bangs to hide his acne and tried to squash down the thick drawl of his accent to fit in better with the snobby prep kids.
Then Atsumu turned 16 and everything changed.
Almost everything, at least.
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MIYA ATSUMU’S UNRELIABLE GUIDE ON SURVIVING AN MSBY NIGHT OUT by yamscooper for shoutowo
Fandoms: Haikyuu!!
12 Sep 2022
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“Miya. It’s cold. I wanna go home.”
Atsumu knows he’s being petty, but he sinks to the ground in a crouch and curls himself into a miserable ball. Sakusa doesn’t trust him. His hitter doesn’t trust him. His best friend on the team—scratch that, in life—doesn’t trust him. How is he supposed to live? He won’t make it to the Olympics if Sakusa doesn’t trust him. If Sakusa doesn’t like him, Atsumu might as well stay out here and wait to die.
“You’re so dramatic,” Sakusa says.
Atsumu’s only response is a hiccuping sniffle.
World-class setter Miya Atsumu is what others might call an ‘emotional drunk.’
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“Get something from the closet,” Osamu whispers. “Worst comes to worst I’ll beat the shit outta ‘em.”
“Worst comes to worst we fucking die. And I am not letting ya beat the shit out of someone without me,” Atsumu hisses in return.
The twins wake up to find a person standing outside their window. Naturally, they freak out a bit.