the things i'd let them do to me r concerning
abbot elementary women have a hold on me
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i once was blind, but now i see by inlovewithobsessiveness
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
11 Mar 2026
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camping and staying in the same tent, melissa teases barbara all day. and when barbara trips into the tent while melissa changes, it gets a little awkward
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- Part 5 of series of barlissa rewrite/fix-it
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melissa catches you masturbating in her bathroom, moaning her name. you know what happens after.
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"Anyhow, thing is Schemmenti is a badass and she really found it endearing, “endearing? What the fresh hell is that? Been spending way too much time at that school” , but she did find it cute – and Ava was pretty sure an earthquake would have had hit Philly before she ever said anyone at Abbott was cute - how the tough Melissa Schemmenti was also a caring teacher who would do anything for her children, she guesses even badasses have morals and heart y’know - “not me, though”. "
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"When Melissa implies a competition during the science fair, the challenge dripping from her mouth, of course Ava has to accept. She already knows there is only one way for this competition to end, and she makes sure to let Melissa know.
Ava turns on her heel then and walks off, leaving them behind, unaware of what has just begun here."
(or, the one where they fuck things out)
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"“They makin’ these kids taller or, ehh, is Schemmenti gettin’ shorter?” Tired-looking men with thick Philly accents and a day’s worth of grey stubble cackle like ducks on their way out of the fire station. Schemmenti glares at them affectionately like she has a comeback she would never dare say in front of children and a kindergarten teacher. Shame, Barbara thinks. She wouldn’t mind hearing it, no matter how vulgar."
An au where they have kind of worked together forever but Melissa became a firefighter instead of a teacher.
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You Learn To Lick It Off Knives by bonesofsapphire for sleeplessrivers
Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)
20 Feb 2026
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"Janine never knew before, certainly not until Ava made sure for her to know, that the attraction to the illicit could be so potent. Nor did she know until she took the leap, that turning the tables on Ava could be so rewarding."
Or Janine is aware of the power she has over Ava and she knows exactly how to capitalize on it.
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“It was unprofessional, and I’m sorry. Really. We aren’t going to do it again, and I would appreciate it if you wouldn’t—”
“I’m not gonna fire you,” Ava sighs, bored with Melissa’s nervous explanations bordering on pleading. But, she noted, she did like the sounds of Melissa starting to beg.
“—tell anyone,” Melissa finished with a defeated sigh.
“Relax girl, I’m not going to extort you or anything. Who do you think I am?”
“I dunno, someone who extorts people when you catch them cheating?”
“Don’t act like you wouldn’t do the same, Schemmenti,” Ava retorts harshly, before softening with a smile. “I was just wondering when it was my turn, boo.”
Ava catches Melissa in a compromising situation.