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What's in a Name? by rosenritter
Fandom Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
05 Jul 2019
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Being a set of silly little stories about an accidental silly little miscommunication that got one of the highest ranking Archangels listed as MIA.
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we could turn the world to gold by nikkiRA
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
10 Jul 2019
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Crowley makes a disbelieving sound. “I have been courting you for six thousand years, angel.”
Aziraphale thinks they're dating. Crowley thinks they just hold hands sometimes.
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The Seduction Malfunction by iamtheenemy (Steph)
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
23 Jul 2019
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“Disguise yourself,” Hastur said. “Pretend you’re a priest, or better yet, an altar boy. Their lot can’t resist an altar boy.”
Crowley held in a hysterical bubble of laughter as he imagined Aziraphale’s horrified face at being confronted with Crowley disguised as a lascivious altar boy. He’d feed him soup and give him a good talking to before sending him on his way.
Crowley gets orders to seduce Aziraphale to the dark side. It goes about as well as you might expect.
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“Would you like to explain why you’re watching pornography? In your bookshop? During business hours?”
Aziraphale flaps his hand, typically dismissive of any criticisms of his abysmal business practices. “Did you know I’ve been on this earth for nearly 6 millennia and have never engaged in intercourse before?”
Crowley grinds his teeth and feels his cheeks heat. What is he supposed to say to that?