Verse & Volleyverse
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This Shit Was Even Weirder: A Surprisingly Not-Doomed Romance In The Shadow of the ApocalypseThe Commander and the Roguealready taken, Antivan maritime smut with an elf girl in it
How The Hell I Ended Up With That Guy: A Tale for The People Who Keep Asking Me About It In BarsThe Short and Curliesthat's just terribleLove Among thetropey garbageA Tale of Two Namespretentious and unclearThe Penman's Paramour
Memoirs of a Moron (That He's Going to Regret Publishing and Will Never Hear The End Of for As Long As He Lives)Series
- Part 1 of Verse & Volleyverse
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The second installment of Varric Tethras' tell-all romantic memoir, packed to the brim with...
Angst! Assassins! Hearts that yearn! Intrigue! Eroticism!(that doesn't tell the reader anything useful, who writes these damn blurbs?)
Moping! Miscommunication! Matchmaking!Jump-rope rhymes!'Brought together by a twist of fate, two people as unlike one another as could be found, tragically sundered by misconception, both aching to be reunited despite it all? I would read that.' -Cassandra Pentaghast
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- Part 2 of Verse & Volleyverse
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What will become of our luckless leading men? Can ordeals of the heart ever be vanquished? Will anyone get their special biscuits after all? Find out in the final installment of Varric Tethras' steamy autobiographical romance, where erotic tension sings through the air like a thrown dagger, and shyness boils away against the heat of passion!
Hold onto your breeches and prepare for...
Action-packed battles! Musical numbers! And a happy endingbecause damn it, we deserved it.Series
- Part 3 of Verse & Volleyverse
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Well, here we are again.
Reader, you may understandably be asking yourself, hasn't this guy put me through enough?, and you would have a point, there. I have put you through an awful lot, for the sake of if not my vanity, then at least to be able to point the curious (you among them, it seems) towards an establishment selling fine books. And then I told you to go around the back, where they keep the Truly Terrible Three-Volume Books that you read alone in the bath with the door shut.
And while the Randy Dowager may not give this one quite as many scarves (who's to say, hasn't yet gone to press), it's got non-neckwear-fluttering qualities that you may find diverting, such as...
More action! More adventure! Mysteries, mayhem, and murder! (well, maybe not fully murder, but 'attempted' threw off the alliteration, which wounds me)
Imminently hitting the back side of the stands—with as much haste as is possible to muster when unraveling this massive tangle of events, about which I have more to say than is perhaps necessary or indeed even asked for—is another doozy from Yours Truly...
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- Part 4 of Verse & Volleyverse
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An easily-searchable, chronological compendium of all poems and correspondence exchanged throughout the course of Verse & Volley, which will come in handy when reading the upcoming sequel.
(This will make no sense whatsoever if you haven't read V&V, and will doubtless provide the unfamiliar with more consternation than entertainment—unless you solely want to skim around for the horny material. Also note that there will be some repetition, as poems that took place within the context of letters are also listed in the poetry appendices.)
note: i forgot rich text chunks in a bunch of unnecessary line breaks if you copy/paste from an actual chapter; these will be fixed when i have the opportunity!
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- Part 5 of Verse & Volleyverse