Emu's AUs
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An AU where David Rose first meets Patrick Brewer, RMT at the Elmdale Wellness Clinic.
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- Part 1 of Emu's AUs
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Determined to prove his parents wrong, David Rose sets out to open a small business in Schitt's Creek. Feeling the odds stacked against him, he attends an introductory business seminar, first requiring a very stressful five-hour flight.
Having built his reputation as a small-business wizard, Patrick Brewer is invited to present at an introductory business seminar, first requiring a very eye-opening five hour flight.
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- Part 2 of Emu's AUs
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In an alternative universe, Patrick Brewer enrols in the MBA program at Queen's University following his break-up with Rachel, and David Rose uses the Blouse Barn settlement money to enrol in the Master's of Arts Leadership program at Queen's.
Patrick works part-time at the campus Starbucks. David is caffeine-dependent.
In all universes, these two are destined to find each other.
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- Part 3 of Emu's AUs
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In an Alternate Universe, Alexis Rose is a budding photographer who is hired to shoot engagement photos for Patrick and Rachel.
Patrick is the new head of the Elmdale Township Chamber of Commerce, and Alexis is keen to impress, bringing along David as a second shooter.Rated M out of an abundance of caution for language, and references to sex, alcohol, and potentially sketchy situations. If you're looking for smut, you won't find it here. Stick around anyway.
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- Part 4 of Emu's AUs
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David Rose is not a morning person. This we know.
However, in order to not connect with people, self preservation has him up early on Saturday mornings to do his laundry at the Elmdale laundromat - "Get the Funk Out".Patrick Brewer is a morning person.
In the interest of efficiency, he is up and productive early on Saturday mornings. And Saturday mornings in the Brewer household were typically laundry days.An Alternate Universe, narrated as a series of Saturdays. Maybe some Sundays. Because you know. Mornings after.
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- Part 5 of Emu's AUs