Love Doesn't Always Require Attachment

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Series Begun:
2019-07-06
Series Updated:
2020-01-22
Description:

A series of short fics inspired by the much lengthier, and much more glorious, fic that is Detachment by bonehandledknife.

While that fic is beautiful and hilarious and insightful and all manner of WTF-why-is-this-complicated-and-giving-me-feelings, these fics are not at all meant to be taken seriously. Even if they do occasionally sprout emotions, this is almost always unintended.

Here’s what you need to know: Clark is Kryptonian. Kryptonian physiology evolved in such a manner that, to increase the efficiency of heeding the biological imperative, their cocks detach from their bodies and go in search of ideal mates. Normally, these cocks kind of fade away after the Origin Body is united with their Chosen. However, normally, Kryptonians live under a red sun, can't fly, and don't shoot lasers out of their eyes. Suffice it to say, there is nothing normal about Superman. Or his detached genitalia.

Notes:

More works involving Superman's detached sentient penises

The OG fic: Detachment by bonehandledknife

Others:
• Under the Conference Room Table fic by Romiress
• Bruce Wayne and the Invasion of the Detachable Dicks, AKA The World’s Greatest Dick-tective Finds Love bad (but rhymey) poetry by cattyk8

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6,347
Works:
2
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No
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