Just get what’s on the list
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“There you are,” he said aloud, grabbing the Purely O’s which looked like Cheerios but tasted like cardboard.
“Screw you,” he said, throwing them in the cart roughly. I hope the box gets a dent and you feel the pain I feel everytime I have to shovel you in my mouth, expecting the sweet taste of Cheerios but getting the taste of cardboard and-
“Excuse me?” a voice from behind him asked.
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The late-night grocery shopping fic with Yamaguchi that nobody asked for
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- Part 1 of Just get what’s on the list
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“Oh, do you know him?” the older boy asked, looking at Tsukishima while pointing to Yamaguchi.
“Yes,” Tsukishima said, right as Yamaguchi said, “no,”
They gave each other a look.
“It was a brief, uh, encounter,” Yamaguchi said, trying to save whatever he’d just messed up.
“Oh. Oh ,” Tsukishima’s brother said, looking between the two boys, nodding with a sly smile. Something about his face implied that he thought something much more scandalous was going on in that boy’s head.
Yamaguchi is hungry so get he gets takeout. Guess who also wanted takeout?
Note: This story will NOT make sense if you don't read the first one-shot in this series!Series
- Part 2 of Just get what’s on the list
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“What does a triceratops sit on?” Kuroo asked, pushing another question. Both boys stared at Kuroo expectantly (well, Yamaguchi expectantly, Tsukishima disgustedly).
“It’s tricera-bottom!” Kuroo said loudly, clutching his stomach as he laughed.
“Like on its lap?” Yamaguchi asked, “cause wouldn’t-” the words died at his throat as he picked up on the context, “nevermind.” He felt both Kuroo and Tsukishima stare at him.
“No, no, no continue, Yamaguchi, you’re onto something,” Kuroo said, waving his hand in a circular motion.
“Please continue, Yamaguchi.” He stared at Tsukishima for a second, mouth falling ajar at the smirk that was slowly crawling across the blonde’s face.Notes: This will NOT make sense if you don't read the first two parts of this series :)
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- Part 3 of Just get what’s on the list
