TFLN Shorties
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Raising the Bar by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
15 Dec 2020
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"Tell me you meant to hit him with that end," Peter hisses, shooting a web at the unconscious body with one hand, rubbing his temples in frustration with the other.
"Uh, I meant to hit him with that end?" Wade sings out, innocently. "But back to more important matters! Little spider wants a bone, but none of the nonnys on Grindr will mask up, huh? Ain't you got a super immune system to go with that super strength and super tight tush?"
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Based on the following tfln:"You fucked him, didn't you?"
"He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative COVID test. Of course I fucked him. I'm just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!"
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- Part 1 of TFLN Shorties
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Shutterbug by DerRumtreiber
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
19 Jan 2021
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"Oh my God. I told you my name. I told you my name. Oh God."
It's lucky the alley by the coffee shop is empty, because Peter is about to hyperventilate.
"Well yeah, technically you did, sure. But you really think I found your address and real phone number and didn't manage to catch your name, too?"
Oh yeah, there's the panic attack.
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Wade accidentally reveals that he knows more about Peter than he's let on, and decides tit for tat will make them even.
Once Peter catches on, he makes sure he gets what he's properly owed (in his own awkward way).Series
- Part 2 of TFLN Shorties
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Belle of the Bar by DerRumtreiber for astuteweasel (whimsicalmeerkat)
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
08 Sep 2021
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"I'm sorry for whatever I messed up," Peter says in a rush. It comes out on the tail end of his own deep breath. "Just tell me how to be better. I'll do it, I swear. I really need this job, Mr. Wilson."
Does Peter even hear himself? He can't be a virgin.
If he is, Wade would like to apologize to whichever magical Sky Daddy (or Mommy!) he offended. This is some straight up Temptation of Adam bullshit right here, except instead of an apple it's a juicy, ripe little peach being shoved in his face.
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Or, the one where Wade and Weasel own a strip club and hire a college-aged Peter to help at the bar, and Wade is faced with the reality that yep, he's officially a dirty old man.
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- Part 3 of TFLN Shorties
- Part 1 of Belle of the Bar
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“– with a ticket taped to your head! You’re damn lucky Derek didn’t enter this into the system, Stiles. People end up on lists for this sort of thing!”
Stiles reaches up and pats at his cheeks. Huh, yeah. Look at that. There is a ticket there, stuck just below his left temple with a single piece of scotch tape. He’s probably lucky it wasn’t stapled there, instead.
He peels it off and holds it above his face.
“Found nude in tree,” he reads aloud. “Huh.”
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Or, the one where Derek does a favor for some pixies, and Stiles pays the price.
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- Part 4 of TFLN Shorties