The Best Thing About NYC Is You And Me
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You Must Be A Christmas Tree (You Light Up The Room) by chamel for Nixie_DeAngel
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
24 Dec 2020
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“So?” Napoleon says through a mouthful of cornbread. “You don’t have one, unless you’re secretly dating someone without me knowing?”
Illya winces and stares fixedly into his bowl. “They think I do.”
There’s a beat, and Napoleon swallows. “Ah. Anyone in particular, or…?”
Even as he asks, he suddenly knows that he does not want to know the answer to that question. Not really. There is no circumstance in which it is a good idea for him to find out the kind of person that his roommate would serve up as some idealized partner when lying to his coworkers. Probably said person is entirely made up, probably some equally tall and beautiful Russian, maybe even still back in Russia, which would make the most sense, honestly, and—
“It’s you, Cowboy.”
(Surely nothing could go wrong with attending holiday parties posing as the boyfriend of your Russian roommate who you're secretly in love with, right? Right??)
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- Part 1 of The Best Thing About NYC Is You And Me
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Streets Paved With Diamonds by chamel for eavos, daniel_404
Fandoms: The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)
14 Feb 2022
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“Wait, are you trying to tell me you want me to walk in the show?” Napoleon scoffs and looks around incredulously at the assembled designers. “I’m not a model,” he protests.
“But you could be,” someone mutters, low enough that Illya can’t tell who it was. A few others murmur their assent at this, which, honestly, is not helpful.
(When a model gets sick and can't be in one of the design house's shows, Napoleon is convinced to walk in his place... but that's before he knows what he's going to be modeling on the runway.)
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- Part 2 of The Best Thing About NYC Is You And Me