Tanaka is a Horrible Wingman
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Asahi looked down, probably noticing the panic on Nishinoya’s face, “What’s going on? Did you need something?”
Noya nodded, holding out the measuring cup. Asahi laughed, “Lemme guess, you need a cup of sugar?”
“No.”
“Oh. Then what did you need?”
“Baking soda, actually. Two cups of it.”
Asahi looked caught off guard. Understandably. “Why the hell do you need so much baking soda?”
“It’s kinda a long story."
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- Part 1 of Tanaka is a Horrible Wingman
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“Heyyyy Daichi. Remember how you said that whenever I needed anything, you’d be there for me?”
“Yeah?” Daichi said. “Why?”
“Well I need you to be here for me. In about an hour?”
“Fine. Where are you?”
“At a mechanic. A new one. His name’s Suga and he’s really nice,” Tanaka said.
“Tanaka!” -Tanaka winced.- “Did you go to a mechanic and not bring someone for a ride home? Holy shit do you have any brain cells at all?”
“So you’ll give me a ride?”
“Send me the address. I’ll be there in an hour.”
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- Part 2 of Tanaka is a Horrible Wingman
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“Are you okay?” he asked, with his parental Suga face. It was the kind of face that made Tanaka want to cry. Or maybe it was just Tanaka’s trauma. Either way, he wanted that face to go away right then and there.
“Yeah,” said Tanaka, “I’m cool. I’m just chilling. Being in the moment. You know how it is.”
Suga furrowed his brow. “You look constipated,” he pointed out.
Tanaka took off his sunglasses. “What? No I don't! Fuck you.”
Suga laughed, and Tanaka crossed his arms. “Shut up,” he said indignantly, “Listen, I’m trying to collaborate with the universe and you’re throwing off the vibe. Now go away before I get the universe to fuck with you, too.”
Suga was silent. He somehow had no expression, which Tanaka thought was very impressive. “Ooookay. Have fun.”
With that, he turned on his heels and walked away.
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In which Tanaka tries to use his ability for his own benefit and gets fucked over in the process.Series
- Part 3 of Tanaka is a Horrible Wingman