boreas
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"You're going to get bit," Wilbur's voice rings across the clearing, "Tommy, you are going to get bit, and I am not going to kill you. I'm just going to let you roam around, you fucking prick. Stop poking it. Stop poking it."
"I'm an Irwin, Will," he laughs, turning to face his brother. "It's what I do! I have to do this, it's for the views!" He motions to the camera, grinning a little more as he sees Techno and Phil shake their heads at him from their van. "Come on, you know that we wouldn't pull in regulars if it weren't for me!"
"So, as you can see," Tommy stands in front of the camera, motioning back to the zombie on the ground. "When they've got no arms and legs, and no jaw, they're completely fucking useless. I wouldn't suggest poking it unless you plan on getting yourself killed, though," Tommy shrugs. "'Cause if you listen to this, you're probably a Newsie, and Newsies are pretty bad at poking things that aren't government officials."
(or, the mcyt/feed au no one asked for or wanted)
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- Part 1 of boreas