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1. The Vampire Files by roxy_svl

   Fandom Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan - Darren Shan, Cirque du Freak: The Vampire's Assistant (2009)

   • Teen And Up Audiences, Not Rated
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Series in Progress

   31 Oct 2021

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Darren Shan
   • Larten Crepsley
   • Harkat Mulds
   • Mika Ver Leth
   • Arrow (Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan)
   • Kurda Smahlt
   • Paris Skyle
   • Seba Nile
   • Madam Octa (Cirque du Freak | The Saga of Darren Shan)
   • Humor
   • Parody
   • Alternate Universe - Crack
   • Crack Treated Seriously
   • just good clean vampire mountain fun
   • this series walked so the dirty chai au could run
   • Friendship
   • Found Family
   • Out of Character
   • spider wedding
   • it was a different time
   • Crack
   • Camping
   • They really do go on vacation in all of these
   • Halloween Costumes
   • Dysfunctional Family

   Summary

   Fanfiction.net saw it first in year 2008, now by popular demand (no seriously I've had like 5 people ask, I wish I was lying) I'm contaminating AO3 with TVF for the first time. Lightly edited, but still powered by mid 2000's nostalgia.

   Tale as old as time: Darren brings a computer into Vampire Mountain. One thing leads to another, and the gang is swept away on their first family vacation. Which is a ski trip, because randomness was our religion when this was first written. Logic, reason, and canon don't exist here. Only wholesome crack.

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