halo's unfunny but very funny crackfics

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• deimos and sanford talk to the among us sussy imposter at 3am by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series)  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Gen
  • Complete Work

  13 Aug 2021

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Deimos/Sanford (Madness Combat)
  • Hank J. Wimbleton
  • Deimos (Madness Combat)
  • Sanford (Madness Combat)
  • 2BDamned (Madness Combat)
  • Red (Among Us)
  • Imposter (Among Us)
  • so basically they summon the among us imposter at 3am
  • Gay
  • Among Us
  • deimos is a nightowl
  • pls go to sleep
  • el pollito pio is a banger
  • Crack
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • question mark
  • idk this is literally the only thing i can write without either
  • cringing at my own work
  • or not being able to write it well
  • not important to the plot but deimos and sanford are trans
  • Summoning
  • Summoning Circles
  • Injury
  • its not that bad just a lil stab to the thigh
  • Minor 2BDamned/Hank J. Wimbleton
  • ok maybe deimos cracks a trans joke but like its not that important
  • 2bdamned is homophobic (REAL) jk

  Summary

  literally what the title says

  Series

  • Part 1 of halo's unfunny but very funny crackfics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,666

  Chapters:

  2/2

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  5

  Kudos:

  83

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  883

• what is even happening anymore? by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series), Tankmen (Web Series), Friday Night Funkin' (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M, M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  26 Mar 2023

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Deimos/Sanford (Madness Combat)
  • Steve/Tankman | Sergeant John Captain
  • Carol/Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Boyfriend/Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Hex/Whitty (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Carol/Sunday/Girlfriend/Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin')/Pico (Pico's School)
  • Deimos (Madness Combat)
  • Sanford (Madness Combat)
  • Hank J. Wimbleton
  • Carol (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Steve (Tankmen)
  • Tankman | Sergeant John Captain
  • Hex (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Whitty (Friday Night Funkin')
  • Private Skittles (Tankmen)
  • Ted | Sniper (Tankmen)
  • Tricky (Madness Combat)
  • Pico (Pico's School)
  • Hatsune Miku
  • Player (get a snack at 4am)
  • Cashier (get a snack at 4am)
  • Kenny McCormick
  • A bunch more characters
  • Polyamorous Ships
  • wlw
  • mlm
  • crackfic
  • Sanford is trans
  • Deimos is trans too
  • t4t sanmos :heart_eyes:
  • pico is only dating bf not everyone else

  Summary

  sanford, deimos, and hank transfer to a new school... and the result is unexpected.

  Series

  • Part 2 of halo's unfunny but very funny crackfics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  5,695

  Chapters:

  6/6

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  65

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  1,794

• DEIMOS STICKS A LOLIPOP UP HIS ASS by Anonymous

  Fandoms: Madness Combat (Web Series)  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No category
  • Complete Work

  12 Oct 2008

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Deimos/Sanford (Madness Combat)
  • Deimos (Madness Combat)
  • Sanford (Madness Combat)
  • Sex

  Summary

  HE DID IT FR.

  Series

  • Part 3 of halo's unfunny but very funny crackfics

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  20

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  64

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  996