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"guns don't kill people, it's impossible to be killed by a gun, we are all invincible to bullets and it's a miracle." by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
29 Apr 2022
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Two great 2012-ish tastes that taste great together, it's a Mechanisms Night Vale AU.
I hear you, listeners. Don’t ever let yourselves despair that your concerns go unheard by your local community radio station. I hear everything. And to address your concerns, I want to reassure you that I am a journalist, which means that I have dedicated my life to the telling of the truth, and, more specifically, to the version of the truth which is presented just accurately enough to be moderately useful while also being presented sensationally enough to keep listenership numbers high and sponsors interested. It is a sacred duty.
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- Part 1 of welcome to mechsville
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“guns don’t kill people, people kill guns." by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
29 Apr 2022
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Listeners, after the end of yesterday’s broadcast, I met the sniper who has been following our town’s new resident scientist around. He was waiting for me in the darkness of the parking lot, leaning against my car, and when I got close enough, he threatened me with a knife.
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- Part 2 of welcome to mechsville
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“guns don’t kill people. nothing causes anything. life is a series of suspicious coincidences that only seem to be incredibly and empirically related.” by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
30 Apr 2022
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Scout Master and interim acting Mayor Carmilla is right, of course, that the universal pre-K program boasts the most successful toddler swim-team in the state, but in the event that you’re not in the mood to practice your backstroke, if you’re a practicing or agnostic member of the scientific community, I’d consider taking action.
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- Part 3 of welcome to mechsville
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“a list of things that kill people. 1) conceivably anything. 2) not guns.” by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
03 May 2022
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When asked about the fire, the Toy Soldier said that it had been Method Acting.
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- Part 4 of welcome to mechsville
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“If you say that guns kill people one more time, I will shoot you with a gun, and you will (coincidentally) die.” by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
04 May 2022
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It’s early in the day yet, but already the scientist Raphaella la Cognizi has had to be removed from the premises for distributing political propaganda in the form of her informational, self-produced brochure entitled, “Dragons: Not Actually Real.”
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- Part 5 of welcome to mechsville
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“BIRD FACTS: Birds can see into the future. But they can neither comprehend nor articulate what they learn." by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
10 May 2022
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A new study published by Night Vale Community College shows a worrying cultural trend in the form of a sharp decrease in organized crime. Mayor-elect Ashes O’Reilly made a public statement decrying the findings as a sign of a failure of the Night Vale public school system to prepare students adequately for adulthood or their future careers.
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- Part 6 of welcome to mechsville
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"Look. Up in the sky. It's a bird. It's a plane. No. It's just the void. Infinite and indifferent. We're so small. So very very small.” by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
13 May 2022
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This is a story about you, says the man on the radio. Normally, you would think that this was some kind of hyperbolic marketing ploy where the you in question is a general one which has nothing to do with your specific life, but things have been different since you first crossed the border into this town.
Welcome to Night Vale.
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- Part 7 of welcome to mechsville
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“BIRD FACTS: birds do not want you to know any more than you already do” by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
21 May 2022
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Now, I don’t want to sound like some kind of old crank, but back in my day, we didn’t have a human librarian calling fouls every time a regular librarian took a bite out of a sleeping child. And you know what? Those of us who survived learned from that experience. I, for one, learned never to sleep in an unsecured location a librarian might be able to track my scent to.
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- Part 8 of welcome to mechsville
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“Why do birds suddenly appear every time you question the government?” by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
04 Jun 2022
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‘But Management,’ I said to them, ‘I’ve simply been exercising my municipally protected right to ignore any part of my employment which I find uninteresting!” To which management replied — well, they replied in a series of indecipherable growls, but I assume that those growls translated roughly to a reminder that it is their equally municipally protected right to devour and replace any radio host who fails to meet their pledge quota.
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- Part 9 of welcome to mechsville
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“BIRD FACTS: [all facts about birds have been redacted]” by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
14 Jun 2022
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Our show today is sponsored by Marius’s Medical Emporium — you know, that makeshift stall our local medical professional, Doctor Marius von Raum, sets up at the edge of the farmer’s market every week as an eco-friendly way to distribute repurposed medical waste.
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- Part 10 of welcome to mechsville
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The dark appliance of infernal science by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
05 Jul 2022
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[The sound of a pistol shot at close range in an enclosed space is heard — bang. Somehow, the fact that the gun is an antique, lovingly cared for, with a beautifully polished mother-of-pearl inlay is obvious from the register of the sound.]
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- Part 11 of welcome to mechsville
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The cigarette stench of betrayal (my kind of town) by TheWrongKindOfPC
Fandoms: The Mechanisms (Band)
28 Jul 2022
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Okay, okay, stop backseat radio hosting — Jonny’s right here, uh, Night Vale, and I’ve got a script here, so this should be — it’s time for the — that intro you do, right? But where is — Jonny, do you seriously improvise all of those?
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- Part 12 of welcome to mechsville
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The following are transcripts captured via routine late-night sweep of suspicious locations by Sheriff’s Secret Police drone serial number [redacted] on the night before the first day of the trial of The Toy “Hiram McDaniels” Soldier v. The Night Vale City Council.
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- Part 13 of welcome to mechsville