Space Was So Cool
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Excerpt from Paradox Cascade: A Field Report
In case this report reaches you when you’ve just been hired by the Universal Stability Agency and you haven’t taken a Temporal Paradoxes class, paradox cascade is when temporal recursion breaks. The condition to stop looping becomes impossible. Not just difficult, but impossible. Usually, it’s a paradox, hence the name. This causes infinite loops, but as you know, recursion takes resources. There’s a reason why people don’t just loop all the time. Paradox cascade uses up resources at an extremely high rate, leading to glitches in reality, false vacuum collapse, complete quantum coherence, and a lot of other problems. That’s why you have to stop the Captain. They will destroy everything. I’ve seen it hundreds, if not thousands of times. The universe can only rebuild itself from scratch so many times before everything ends. I know you can do it. You’re me, after all. I trust you. Good luck.
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- Part 1 of Space Was So Cool
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Everything has to end.
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- Part 2 of Space Was So Cool
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- Part 3 of Space Was So Cool
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Lady gets a hamster, featuring a confused and beleaguered pet shop assistant.
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- Part 4 of Space Was So Cool