Kunikida Harem
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It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune—wait, no, wrong AU.
It is a truth universally acknowledged, that Kunikida Doppo, member of the Armed Detective Agency, is an exceptionally uptight young man.
There we go.
Now, it is not to say Kunikida is a bad person. Far from it; in fact, he may be one of the sole members within ADA in possession of good morals. Nonetheless, Kunikida is uptight, and therefore often a bit of a wet blanket.
In Greek tragedy, an example of hubris is when Icarus ignored his father’s warning against flying too close to the sun, only to drown after his wings got melted due to the heat.
In ADA, an example of hubris is when the members of ADA successfully convinced Kunikida Doppo to ‘let loose a little’.
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- Part 1 of Kunikida Harem
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Of Fairytales and Freeloaders by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
11 Feb 2021
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Kunikida Doppo is a witch.
Not a knight in shining armor, not a prince riding a white steed, not a princess in a tower, not even a witch princess. Just a homely, ordinary witch.
He lives in a humble little cottage in an unclaimed plot of woods between a couple kingdoms; growing and making his own food, spinning, weaving, sewing as well as laundering his own clothes, and keeping his cottage spotless and orderly. All these in between reading—both magical and non-magical—tomes and scrolls, writing on his own, brewing potions, and performing various rituals of an ordinary witch.
Unfortunately, those ‘rituals of an ordinary witch’ do not cover warding against his impending problem.
That problem being, all these royals who keep coming to live with him!
He’s a witch, not a landlord to some runaway royals! Assist him with chores or pay rent if you insist on staying!
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- Part 2 of Kunikida Harem
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Kunikida Doppo-centric Isekai Otome Game AU by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jan 2022
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"Katai."
"Yes, Doppo?"
"Once I get out of this game, you're dead."
"Yes, Doppo."
In which Kunikida Doppo, a relatively normal high school student gets isekai'd into a game his best friend made and has to complete the game in order to get out. Simple enough, except for the fact that 1) it's an otome game and 2) he doesn't know it's an otome game.
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- Part 3 of Kunikida Harem
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Of Ex-Boyfriends and Birthdays by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Aug 2021
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Today is Kunikida's birthday! As Kunikida's (work BUT ALSO life) partner, Dazai has been eagerly anticipating this day. He has it all planned to make sure it will be a wonderful birthday for his wonderful partner—
—so why are all his ex-boyfriends beating him in greeting his boyfriend happy birthday?!
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- Part 4 of Kunikida Harem
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Alternative title: Of Secondary Genders and Stupid Guys
Kunikida Doppo is a beta. Completely, wholly, only a beta. Despite his alpha-like statuesque figure and omega-like fussy character, he is a beta through and through.
So please explain, how come all these alphas and omegas want to court him???
Now translated into Spanish, all the thanks to Knskam! Link
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- Part 5 of Kunikida Harem
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Before any reader starts to assume: No, Katai isn't the main character of this parody.
Yes, his name is in the title. Yes, he is actually a shoujo manga artist—publishing his story in the Monthly Maidens magazine—despite also being still in high school.
But nay, Tayama Katai isn't the oblivious main character who gets confessed to. In fact, he's resigned to be a lonely loser till death. Unless Kunikida refuses all his high-spec suitors and marries him out of pity, maybe.
No, no, no. The main character isn't Katai—it's Kunikida Doppo.
Or, the Gekkan Shoujo Nozaki-kun AU nobody asked for.
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- Part 6 of Kunikida Harem
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Of Kannushi and Kitsune (and Other Youkai) by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
31 Oct 2022
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Having most impulsively changed major from Education to Shinto Studies and graduated in spite of all odds, Kunikida Doppo, twenty-two, now looks forward to commencing his career as kannushi of the temple run by his family in a rural town.
To Kunikida, it sounds like paradise. Having a job already lined up straight after graduating? With room and board in addition to a monthly salary?
So, although there is regret for not continuing his teacher's training and for leaving the busy, (relatively) convenient Tokyo, Kunikida is able to honestly look forward to being a kannushi.
...that is, until the youkai.
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- Part 7 of Kunikida Harem
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Of Fake Relationships and Real Feelings by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
14 Feb 2023
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In which Kunikida is being hit on at a formal party and Uncomfortable About It, so Dazai goes to help him...
...at the same time as Chuuya. Quickly followed by several others.
Long story short, shenanigans ensue.
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- Part 8 of Kunikida Harem
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Of Crush Stalking and Common Sense by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
01 Jul 2023
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There are many words with which to describe Kunikida Doppo. Uptight, tetchy, perfectionist, workaholic maybe. Attractive, keen, idealistic, good definitely.
For this fanfiction, however, the most suitable adjective is oblivious.
"What do you mean most people don't feel as if they're being watched/photographed/taped every moment of their life???"
—quote by Kunikida when dealing with a case involving stalkers
Honestly, Kunikida can be so oblivious it risks his safety. Fortunately, there are
DazaiFyodorKatsuraChuuyaAngoKataigood people, able and willing to protect dear, oblivious Kunikida from those shameless, unscrupulous (fellow) stalkers of his all the time!Series
- Part 9 of Kunikida Harem
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The Marriage(s) of Kunikida Doppo by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Aug 2023
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The four times Kunikida 'gets married' + the one time... he, he's getting married for real?
Say what??
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- Part 10 of Kunikida Harem
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Of Cat Cafes and Criminal Customers by NyxKeilantra413
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
30 Aug 2024
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Or: the five times Kunikida suspects Fukuzawa's cat cafe's customers may be criminals and the one time he finds out they ARE criminals
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- Part 11 of Kunikida Harem