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Sparks Fly Whenever You Smile by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for kitsunequeen
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
18 Sep 2015
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“How do you even know how to kiss someone?” He asks Isaac, PB & J forgotten as he watches Erica and Boyd rub their noses together with a sick sort of fascination. They seem to be in their own little world, oblivious to Isaac and Derek sitting across the lunch table from them, and McCall and Stilinski and the rest of the popular crew sitting at the other end of the table. Or at least, Derek thinks they’re the popular ones. He doesn’t really pay attention to the high school social hierarchy, much more concerned with the hierarchy in his pack. Although, ever since his mom gave McCall the bite after witnessing one too many severe asthma attacks during lacrosse games, it seems that they’re starting to become one in the same. McCall is alright, he’s always been kind to Derek, annoyingly so. But with McCall comes Stilinski. And with Stilinski comes Derek’s soul crushing, decade long, horrible, no good, crush.
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- Part 9 of Tumblr Fic
- Part 1 of Birthday Fics
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Baby You Got A Bright Future Behind You by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for sarcasticfishes
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
15 Sep 2015
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Stiles loves going to the dentist. Loves it. He gets that it’s kind of strange, he does. Scott hates going to the dentist, hates it even more now that he and Kira have the twins and it costs like a million bucks or something every trip (or well, maybe not a million bucks but Stiles generally zones out once Scott starts to rant about money. He definitely doesn’t love talking about money). But Stiles is blessed to have a job with good dental coverage, and a visit to the dentist doesn’t usually come with a big bill. It does however come with hygienists and a dentist that are smokin’ hot.
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- Part 10 of Tumblr Fic
- Part 2 of Birthday Fics
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If I Only Had One Helmet I'd Give It To You by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for bladeofsolsthiem
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Sep 2015
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Stiles has discovered that there are two types of guys in his frat. Well, there’s all the brothers, who are there to have a good time, party hard, get laid, and emerge at the end with a degree and hopefully a job opportunity. And then there’s the president of Omega Delta Tau, Derek Hale, who is there to get an “education” and “enhance his resume” and doesn’t have time for silly things like fun. Derek is also hotter than the sun and was voted Mr. Greek by the sororities last spring, but that’s not important right now. The important thing is that Derek Hale lives to suck the fun out of every situation, especially those involving Stiles.
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- Part 3 of Birthday Fics
- Part 11 of Tumblr Fic
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Bed Sharing For Dummies by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for clarz
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
09 Oct 2015
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Stiles lasts about three minutes before breaking the (comfortable?) silence.
“So I’ve been wondering…” he starts, staring determinedly at the ceiling. “Is werewolf jizz different than human jizz? Like, is it stronger? More fertile? A different consistency?” There’s a moment of silence, but he doesn’t dare turn his head to look at Derek.
“Yeah,” he says after a moment, toneless. “It’s more fertile, tastes better too.”
That was not part of his question.
This was SCIENCE RELATED.
Or: Scott and Kira decide they should all go on vacation. Stiles has to share a bed with Derek. He's handling it like a mature adult.Series
- Part 14 of Tumblr Fic
- Part 4 of Birthday Fics
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I Toad You So by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for bistiles_bilinski
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
23 Oct 2015
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“He’s a toad, Stiles,” Scott corrects as he slides the loft door closed behind him. “You know how touchy he can be about species misidentification.” Stiles can’t help but snort, a giggle bubbling out when the toad starts hopping around angrily on the table. “Deaton says it’s probably a classic spell,” Scott continues, dropping down onto the couch beside him. “True love’s kiss and all that.” It looks like Scott is fighting back a grin, and it’s making it difficult for Stiles to control himself. “It was probably that girl he turned down when we were at the diner the other night? Deaton says he could try and reverse it, but it’d be easier to just get Derek’s true love to give him a little smooch.”
The toad is glaring at them again.
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- Part 5 of Birthday Fics
- Part 15 of Tumblr Fic
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Why Was The Tomato Blushing? by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
02 Nov 2015
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The problem is that Derek got under his skin. He didn’t want that to happen, still doesn’t want that, but he’s always there, like a splinter. Or a mold. A really attractive mold with a great ass and eyes like galaxies and a sense of humor to boot. And yeah, Stiles has had girlfriends and boyfriends and friends and one night stands and booty calls (and been the booty call), but it’s always Derek, just sitting there, annoying him. Because that’s what they do, annoy each other. Or at least Derek pretends to be annoyed by Stiles’ awful pick-up lines and bad jokes and other awkward attempts at flirting. Sometimes he thinks Derek even flirts back, but he can’t really be sure. (Scott refuses to get involved after that one time Stiles kind of tricked him into telling him that Derek thought he was hot. Stiles has no regrets). But he decides to move forward operating under the assumption that Derek does flirt back, and continue onto the next (and most difficult) step of his plan.
The dating part.Series
- Part 6 of Birthday Fics
- Part 16 of Tumblr Fic
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Where's Richard? by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for damnfancyscotch
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
16 Nov 2015
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Stiles likes to take credit for the creation of Where’s Richard?™, but in reality Lydia was the mastermind behind it. They elected Kira, who has only ever been with Malia, to draw it. Lydia guided her through it, smirking as she told her not to forget the veins, smoke slipping prettily from her lips. The end result was… what you would expect from a girl who hadn’t spent any time up close and personal with an actual penis. While Scott and Stiles dissolved into helpless giggles, Allison cut it out and Lydia somehow procured those sticky plastic sheets to laminate it. That night, once they’d come down from their hazy high a little bit, Scott was given the honors of hiding the dick, now dubbed Richard, somewhere in the apartment. Whoever found it would get a point added to the scoreboard drawn on the dry erase board hanging on their refrigerator.
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- Part 7 of Birthday Fics
- Part 18 of Tumblr Fic
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The One Where A Mailbox Gets The Most Action by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl)
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
30 Nov 2015
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“Dude, he tried to ask you what our English homework was and you squeaked and ran off before he even could get the words out.” Without even looking at him Stiles can tell that Scott is way too amused about this. “He had to ask me, and he totally already had the assignment written down in his agenda.”
“Have you seen his eyebrows man?” Stiles whispers, whipping around to find himself face to face with Scott. “Those are murder brows! I think he wants to kill me!” Scott raises his own completely unimpressed eyebrows and blows a bubble of what smells like spearmint gum right in his face (Stiles would know, he’s pretty sure Scott stole it out of his backpack).
“So you’re out here spying on him because…?” Scott’s doing that thing with his teeth and his bottom lip that can only mean horrible, no good things for Stiles. “I dare you to lick his mailbox.”
It’s Stiles turn to look unimpressed, and he hopes that his expression clearly communicates how horrible he thinks Scott is right now.
“What is the matter with you? No way.” He crosses his arms and shakes his head. “That would be the worst idea you’ve ever had.”Or: Stiles licks Derek's mailbox. That's it. That's the story.
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- Part 8 of Birthday Fics
- Part 19 of Tumblr Fic
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Of Cows & Crushes by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for ANTchan, KuriKuri
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
05 Feb 2016
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The familiar scent of hay, silage and manure doesn’t do that much to calm him, especially when the door swings open and Scott and Stiles practically stumble inside. They’re both wearing muck boots now, and Scott has a bag slung over each shoulder. It shouldn’t be - muck boots are actually the most unattractive item of footwear any person could wear. No one should look good with their pants stuffed all into their rubber boots. But for some god awful reason Derek wants to push them both up against a wall and kiss them senseless. Because that’s exactly what he needs right now, to have the hots for not one, but two taken guys who are dating each other.
Perfect.
This day can’t get any worse.Series
- Part 9 of Birthday Fics
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Objectively by werewolvesandarrows (nerdy_farm_girl) for kristsune
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
08 Jan 2016
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Stiles shifts in his seat, knees and shins aching, skin sticky with sweat. It’s too hot and he’s too tall for this kind of nonsense. And too old probably, but he doesn’t really want to get into the whole maturity level thing. That’s a battle he will always lose.
Always.
And besides, there’s worse places to be stuck than crammed in the very back seat of an SUV between two illegally hot werewolves.Series
- Part 10 of Birthday Fics