Kidnap Mishaps
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We Feel Really Bad So Please Retrieve Your Son (What Do You Mean You’re Not Related?!) by StarlitClouds
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
07 Dec 2022
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Fukuzawa looked up from the paperwork he was filling out as he heard the phone ring. Putting down the pen he was using to write, he reached over and grabbed the phone.
“Hello?” He asked, putting the phone by his ear.
“We have your son.” A distorted voice spoke through the speakers.
“I don’t have a son?” A wrong number perhaps? Still, he was the leader of the Armed Detective Agency. He should try and gather as much information as he can to try and help whoever they had kidnapped to escape.
“He made us reevaluate our life choices by exposing our backstories and now we feel really bad. Can you come and pick him up?”
“Oh my gosh…” That sounded like awfully familiar behavior of someone he knew. “You have Ranpo.”
Suddenly a somewhat quiet and distant voice spoke, suggesting they were a different person then the one holding the phone. “I’m going to become a writer!”
Or: Ranpo gets kidnapped and proceeds to convince his captors to let him home and let
his dadFukuzawa bring him backSeries
- Part 1 of Kidnap Mishaps
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It’s Surprise Adoption (Papers)! by StarlitClouds
Fandoms: 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs
05 Jan 2023
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“Anyways, you didn’t entirely answer my question,” Ranpo said as he turned back to Sano, “why did you kidnap me?”
“It’s because we found out you were only considered Fukuzawa’s ward!” Nishi rushed, voice raising in volume near the end. “Just a ward!”
“Yeah? So?”
“We have some adoption papers we need you to sign.” Ranpo nearly started off the couch and Ryo seemed to materialize next to him. Papers were then shoved in Ranpo’s face.
Giving them a quick look over, Ranpo could see that they appeared to have been written on the behalf of Fukuzawa (even though he likely hadn’t asked for them).
“You wanted me to sign adoption papers,” Ranpo started slowly, giving each person in the room a long stare, “so you kidnapped me.”
Silence.
“Well, when you put it like that, it sounds bad.”
“It’s bad either way,” Ranpo stated, “your plan was horrible.”
Or: Ranpo is kidnapped and given adoption papers to sign to make Fukuzawa his legal parent since adopting an adult is only legal if both parties agree. Ranpo did not consent to this plan. Fukuzawa is not aware of this plan (yet).
This is technically a sequel but you don’t need to have read the first one to get the gist.
Series
- Part 2 of Kidnap Mishaps
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A new group entered the warehouse. They streamed through the doors and jumped through the windows. They greatly outnumbered the gang already here by around three to one.
“Give us the target and there doesn’t need to be any fight,” the person who seemed to be the leader of the new group shouted.
“Oh, you can take him!” Someone from the first group shouted. “He works for the Armed Detective Agency!”
“He does?” The leader stared at Ranpo. “Nope. We’re out of here. We’re not getting involved with the agency.”
The leader turned to leave and the rest of the members followed their lead. Or at least, they attempted to.
The door was slammed open into the leader’s face, knocking them to the ground.
“We are here to kidnap our target and only our target! Give no resistance and no one else shall be hurt!”
The leader groaned on the ground. “Well, did you know that your target works for—”
“You are trying to convince me not to kidnap him! That is resistance! You shall be hurt!”
And that’s when all hell broke loose.
Or: in which Ranpo is tossed between different kidnapping groups like a hot potato while Fukuzawa and others race to get him back.
Series
- Part 3 of Kidnap Mishaps