Deck The Balls
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Her fingers crawled up his vest’s buttons. “You find out if I have a gag reflex or not and I find out if you’re a good enough actor to be my boyfriend-slash-bodyguard to the seasonal events I attend without a date and spend the whole evening fending off tipsy, insecure, pushy men.”
Inspired by a TikTok the annoyingly inspiring @boldlyanxious shared.
Part 1 of a series of fake dating (or are they?) JaySteph.
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- Part 1 of Deck The Balls
- Part 16 of Bidly Made Me Do It
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“Look, Todd. If you’re my boyfriend, then you should know that your girlfriend goes all out for Christmas. Any holiday, really, but especially Christmas. Besides, you should be thanking me for giving you a prime opportunity to kiss me.”
Steph is on a mission to indoctrinate her boyfriend-for-the-holidays into liking the holidays and their decor.
Attempt #1 seems to be having the desired effect.Part 2 of a series of fake dating (or are they?) JaySteph.
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- Part 2 of Deck The Balls
- Part 17 of Bidly Made Me Do It
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3. Santa Baby, Hurry Down the Chimney For Me by AbyssalAli
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
10 Dec 2023
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“Oh, you’re back!” she emerged with a bright smile. “How did the trip around the world go?”
Jason opened his mouth to respond, saw her lips twitching, and simultaneously burst into laughter. “I’m sorry, Steph, I just can’t take Santa roleplay seriously.”*
“Neither can I,” she cackled. “I was surprised you agreed to it at all, to be honest.”
“You were testing me?”
She nodded, looking thoroughly unrepentant. “Just curious what you’d do. I really couldn’t see you doing it the whole way through.”Part 3 of a series of fake dating (or are they?) JaySteph.
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- Part 3 of Deck The Balls
- Part 18 of Bidly Made Me Do It
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4. Those Christmas Lights (Light Up the Fireworks in Me) by AbyssalAli
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
13 Dec 2023
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The string of lights moved. He was so caught off guard by the inanimate decor moving that by the time he realized, he was sitting in one of Steph’s chairs, trussed up like a Christmas turkey in blinking lights.
The corner lamp flicked on and Steph stood against the wall, frowning at him.
She looked healthy, and Jason came to the realization that his girlfriend(?) had set a trap for him that he’d blindly fallen for.
“Hey,” he said awkwardly.Part 4 of a series of fake dating (or are they?) JaySteph.
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- Part 4 of Deck The Balls
- Part 19 of Bidly Made Me Do It
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Steph eyed his reaction carefully.
“...Boxers?”
“Look!” Grabbing the underwear from his hands, she unfolded it and dangled the waistband in his face. “Mistletoe boxers.”
Clarity dawned on his face. “Oh.”
“Yeah,” she grinned. “Merry Christmas!”Series
- Part 5 of Deck The Balls
- Part 20 of Bidly Made Me Do It
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“I know I shouldn’t contradict, but you don’t exactly seem fine,” he observed. “Do you want to talk about it? Would you like me to leave?”
Ugh, why was he so freaking nice?! And in tune with her?!
“I was just wondering about our relationship.” She curled up on her sofa, strangling a pillow.
“What about it?” He sat on the opposite space, leaving her both too much and not enough room.
“How long it’s going to go on. What we’re going to do when we end it.”Final part of a fake dating (or are they?) JaySteph.
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- Part 6 of Deck The Balls
- Part 21 of Bidly Made Me Do It