Baby Gay Stede's First Times
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"Is the rabbit doing it for you? I mean, I could've found something else to go with-"
"It's lovely. This is lovely." Stede catches himself before he actually melts down "Deliciously poop free, if I might add."
Ed scoffs.
"Not so hard to do, man. Only a nut like Annie could mess this up."
Silence washes over them once more. It's quite comfy actually, and weird, how two people who both enjoy talking so much could just... Be. Sit with themselves, together. Fang would be so proud if he could see them right now.
"...Know what's really lovely?"
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Yeah, it's just the billionth fic ever written about their second time, but if I didn't write and posted my take on it I think my head might have exploded with all the gay middle aged dudes having sex on it
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- Part 1 of Baby Gay Stede's First Times
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Stede tries hard to think of a word that could best describe this moment. Perfect? Sublime? Completely bonkers?
Something poking his thigh reminds him that Ed slept commando last night. Gosh, last night. Is this all truly happening? Stede's sore butthole screams "you bet it is!", but he's still not entirely convinced. His life has never been this good. Not even when he felt the freedom of being out at sea for the first time. Not even when his children were born (sorry kids).
And he spent the night in a fucking rotting shack. There were probably insects in his hair and nothing to shield his face from the early morning sun, but he was the happiest man alive.
"Hnm... Stede."
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The title says it all, really
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- Part 2 of Baby Gay Stede's First Times
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"Stede."
Stede stops talking. Ed is suddenly very serious, maybe the most serious Stede has ever seen him.
"Get on this fucking bed and fuck my fucking brains out of my skull. Right. Now."
"Oh."
So that's how he wants it, alright. The alleged "feral beast" takes over again, and in the blink of an eye Stede is on top of Ed, straddling him to the bed. And they're kissing again, with tongue, again, and Stede feels like that's something important to highlight.
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- Part 3 of Baby Gay Stede's First Times