Stan’s Guide To…
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“What?” Kyle tilts his head, his red curls hypnotically following the movement.
“Nothing.” Stan tells him, tucking a strand behind Kyle’s ear as heat envelops him. A shiver runs down his spine, making him shut his eyes.
The pleasure puts a blanket over Stan’s thought, but he has just enough brain cells left to think; only four days to go.
Or: Stan’s guide to surviving Kyle’s heat period, not that anybody but himself would need it.
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- Part 1 of Stan’s Guide To…
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"Pass the bigger piece under the smaller one again, and then between them again. Now pay attention, because this is the hardest part." And because now Kyle had figured it out, he makes a point to say, “Look at my hands and not my lips, Stanley.”
From being called out, Stan’s cheeks turned a slight shade of pink. "Sorry," he said quietly and looked at the tie.
Or: Kyle figures many things out, from a secret Stan’s been hiding from him, to a sure way to make Stan stay with him forever—all during Stan’s rut.
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- Part 2 of Stan’s Guide To…
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Stan’s Guide to: Handling Your Very Pregnant (Not) Wife by haildeleah
Fandoms: South Park
27 Aug 2025
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Any other time, Kyle would’ve denied it faster then Stan can process the question. But since he’s practically brainless right now, Stan can get away with being known as Kyle’s husband.
What was that saying? Happy wife, happy life? Husband, in this case, but the rule still applies.
Or: Stan’s guide on how he handles his very pregnant (not wife), Kyle, who also happens to be his best friend and crush of 9 years.
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- Part 3 of Stan’s Guide To…
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Kyle’s eyes are wholeheartedly awake as he pushed Stan back a little to properly look at him.
“What’re you…dude. You do like boobs.”
The way Kyle said it almost made Stan laugh. “I love your boobs, yeah.”Or: Stan acts on an urge he’s had since…well, since he’s laid eyes on Kyle’s chest.
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- Part 4 of Stan’s Guide To…