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1. Stan’s Guide to: Handling Your Very Pregnant (Not) Wife by haildeleah

   Fandoms: South Park  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   27 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Kyle Broflovski/Stan Marsh
   • Stan Marsh
   • Kyle Broflovski
   • Kenny McCormick
   • Leopold "Butters" Stotch
   • Eric Cartman
   • Fluff and Angst
   • Alternate Universe - College/University
   • Omega Verse
   • Aged-Up Character(s)
   • Friends to Lovers
   • Idiots in Love
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • They are both painfully oblivious
   • Living Together
   • Domestic Fluff
   • Getting Together
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Mutual Pining
   • Brat Tamer Stan Marsh
   • Spanking
   • Daddy Kink
   • Under-negotiated Kink
   • Mpreg | Male Pregnancy

   Summary

   Any other time, Kyle would’ve denied it faster then Stan can process the question. But since he’s practically brainless right now, Stan can get away with being known as Kyle’s husband.

   What was that saying? Happy wife, happy life? Husband, in this case, but the rule still applies.

   Or: Stan’s guide on how he handles his very pregnant (not wife), Kyle, who also happens to be his best friend and crush of 9 years.

   Series

   • Part 3 of Stan’s Guide To…

   Language:

   English

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