Don’t Yeet Babies and Piss Off Gods: The Story
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“Twenty years ago I held you in my arms
How time has flown”These have been the longest, most strenuous, torturing 20 years he’s ever lived.
But one look at his not-so-little boy, the time couldn’t have flown by faster.
Also, obligatory Title taken from “I Can’t Help But Wonder” by Jorge (Mr. Jalapeño, Jay, Jimbo Pimbo, Epic-Guy, Captain, Mr. Epic, Jorgenborg Borgonbong/Gorgonbong, Mr. Summoner of the Chihuahua Washing Machine, Carl Wheezer, Jimmy Neutron, Angry Owl, Gumpus McGee, Jorgy Gorgy, Pam Pam, Jorgito, Gambo Schlime, The Monster Rawr Rawr Rawr, Jorge Borgy, Jorginho, Mr. Rivera-Herrans, Epic Dude, Sheen Estevez, The Raining King of Ithaca, Mr. Songwriter, De Pam-Pam) Rivera-Herrans
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“Remember Every Trick In Your Domain For This” by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
27 Jan 2025
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A wooden horse.
It seemed stupid and silly.
How did he even come up with that?
Hide in a wooden horse as a makeshift peace offering, and then pop out and murderer everyone once they were let in beyond the gates.
It sounded like a joke.
But that was him once.
He came up with that plan, and it worked.
He was a genius. Known for his wits and strategies. Mentored under the Goddess, Athena. Came up with elaborate plans, far out wonders no one could ever see coming.
Where did that man go?
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Aromantic Athena go brrrrrrr by App1eS0uce
Fandoms: EPIC - Jorge Rivera-Herrans (Albums)
27 Jan 2025
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Pretty self explanatory.
Athena is Aromantic and Asexual and she just doesn’t understand how her warrior has fallen for a simple girl? No matter how hard she tries, she just doesn’t get it.
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