What Matters Verse
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"You jolt to alertness at the sound of your baby brother screaming his little lungs out. You bolt to his room, sword drawn, a million thoughts racing through your head of what monstrosity could possibly have hurt him.
But he instantly stops yelling at the sight of you and holds up a book with the most innocent look on his baby face. The adrenaline pulsing through you fizzles out, and you slump against the doorway, returning your sword to where it came from.
“Goddammit, Dirk.”
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- Part 1 of What Matters Verse
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Hello this is me my brother and my brother but also a robot. Welcome to the shit show that is my life by TempusLiberi
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Jul 2024
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“Alright, alright, let me get this straight. You made a virtual brain clone AI copy of yourself, it became a he and got all self aware and shit, and you thought the best life’s purpose you could give this sentient virtual being was to answer your pesterchum messages for eternity like some sort of virtual secretary slash messaging machine.”
Dirk stares at you, expressionless, and you know you’ve hit the nail on the head with this whole fucked up scenario.
“What the actual fuck, bro.”Or: Alpha Dave meets the Auto Responder
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- Part 2 of What Matters Verse