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1. Hello this is me my brother and my brother but also a robot. Welcome to the shit show that is my life by TempusLiberi

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

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   05 Jul 2024

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   • Dirk's Bro | Alpha Dave Strider
   • Dirk Strider
   • Auto-Responder | Lil Hal
   • Dirk got raised by Alpha Dave AU
   • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
   • Family Fluff

   Summary

   “Alright, alright, let me get this straight. You made a virtual brain clone AI copy of yourself, it became a he and got all self aware and shit, and you thought the best life’s purpose you could give this sentient virtual being was to answer your pesterchum messages for eternity like some sort of virtual secretary slash messaging machine.”
   Dirk stares at you, expressionless, and you know you’ve hit the nail on the head with this whole fucked up scenario.
   “What the actual fuck, bro.”

    

   Or: Alpha Dave meets the Auto Responder

   Series

   • Part 2 of What Matters Verse

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